You know, “this” used to be a perfectly innocent word. Nothing special, but a solid citizen of the grammar ecosystem. Who could have predicted it would turn into a major clickbait villain, meaning “We’re not going to tell you what this article is about until you click on it.”

FWIW I think I’m not alone in consciously avoiding clicking on such links.

#enshittification

@timbray You most certainly are not alone.

@timbray

If the link is not self-descriptive, and the poster does not provide a description, I am very unlkely to click.

@timbray I also avoid "beloved". If the store were so beloved, it would be popular enough to not go out of business.

@PeterLudemann @timbray demonstrably false. Case in point, Keith's Komix in Schaumburg illinois going out of business after 30 years due to tarrifs among other industry squeezes. A place where a younger me was accepted and loved. Beloved member of the community lost to attrition.

https://www.dailyherald.com/20250627/small-business/a-place-of-community-keiths-komix-to-shutter-in-schaumburg-after-30-years/

‘A place of community’: Keith’s Komix in Schaumburg to shutter after 30 years

A beloved suburban destination for comic book collectors will shutter this fall. Keith’s Komix owners Keith and Cathy Anderson are retiring and permanently will close the store at 528 S. Roselle...

Daily Herald

@ghostrunner @timbray
Yes, there are *some* popular businesses that stop because the owner retires or the lease isn't renewed or rent becomes too expensive. Those can indeed be "beloved", although "family business", "local landmark", or some other less-used cliché would be nice.

I'm tired of lazy click-bait pseudo-journalism.

@timbray I came to dislike very much the interrogative forms: “how”, “why”, “what” too.

It is in most of articles titles now.

@timbray Also blast from the past, contributed by Aaron Swartz https://www.w3.org/QA/Tips/noClickHere about the infamous "click here" at the end of the 90s/beginning of the 2000s
Don't say "click here"; not everyone will be clicking - Quality Web Tips

W3C QA - tip to make your links more appealing

@timbray as soon as a video says “wait until the end”, any glimmer of my curiosity is extinguished and I close the video.
@timbray It's fucking Javascript man. You never have any idea what "this" refers to.

@timbray

I have seriously been thinking about a web site that has the title… which is a link… and the answer to what “this” (or the equivalent) is.

That’s it. That is the whole thing.

@timbray Secrets of the SEO set: this rhetorical style drives people mad!
Tim Bray (@timbray@cosocial.ca)

You know, “this” used to be a perfectly innocent word. Nothing special, but a solid citizen of the grammar ecosystem. Who could have predicted it would turn into a major clickbait villain, meaning “We’re not going to tell you what this article is about until you click on it.” FWIW I think I’m not alone in consciously avoiding clicking on such links. #enshittification

CoSocial
@timbray we've been looking into the hesitance to click on links at https://path.pub - is clicking on a bad article really that bad? If you decide you don't like it, can't you close the tab? What happens if you start reading a bad article in a newspaper?
Path

The smart reader for the open web

@mattg It's just that the clickbaiting is so whorish and pathetic. No way I’m rewarding it.

@timbray Just came across an article about this phenomenon:

Link: This one headline-writing tactic has Mastodon users raging

@timbray Too true. It used to be that the important information was included early in the article, perhaps even in the title. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_pyramid_(journalism)) . Now thanks to 'this' you may have to scroll through pages of waffle before finding out that the entire piece is irrelevant. Thanks for pointing 'this' out.
Inverted pyramid (journalism) - Wikipedia

@tridral @timbray It’s almost like you need a second subscription to interpret the news source you thought you were paying for

This idea first occurred to me 30 years ago … as a sort of time-saving digest … but it wasn’t until the last decade that I realised how much the broken pattern was not broken but designed to work that way

@timbray

I mean, there are ways to write effective clickbait headlines, but the thing that offends me the most about the "this" construction is that it's just damn lazy.

@timbray What I particularly hate are email newsletters where all the links are redirects via the newsletter platform. I accept why they do that, but at least use the link properties so that the rollover will show the final destination URL, no?
@timbray yup. It along with so many other content smells, best just to not click on it at all. Damn things are weaponised to use platforms’ gauge of popularity as best possible, and no-engagement is one of the few tools I have in response

@timbray Bad news for you: according to this study, the #headlines of traditional #news sources got #clickbaity as well:

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-025-04514-7

In my case, most articles I stumble upon were recommended here on the Fediverse or came through #RSS or #Atom feeds.

#clickbait #enshittification

The evolution of online news headlines - Humanities and Social Sciences Communications

As the written word has moved online, new technological affordances and pressures – such as accelerated cycles of production and consumption – have changed how news headlines are produced and selected. Previous literature has linked certain strategies (e.g., clickbait) and linguistic features (e.g., length, negativity) to the success of text online (e.g., clicks). We tracked changes in the prevalence of those features in a sample of ca. 40 million news headlines across the last two decades from English-language outlets worldwide, focusing on the period in which the headline format adapted to the online context. We drew from a broad set of lexical, syntactic and semantic features from the literature to find the signature of the transition to online formats in the journalistic output of the last two decades. Many – but not all – of these features have become more prevalent over time, such as length and negativity. This systematic shift appeared across news outlets from different countries, political leanings, and of different journalistic quality. This may indicate an adaptation to the new affordances and pressures of the digital, online environment, and raises questions for the design of online environments in the future.

Nature

@timbray haha … it was 1987 when a new kid joined grade 5 and started using “this” in the modern sense of “a”

I spent a couple of weeks asking him to identify which thing, in his immediate vicinity, he was referring to, until I cottoned on to his out-of-town dialect … which was taking over our area anyway

@timbray You finally found *this* one weird trick, congratulations! With /this/ awesome power comes the requisite responsibility. Please exercise caution when reading THIS statement!