oh shit, I’m in danger
Monty Python - Funniest Joke in the World

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The Chanting of Laments by the Men of Q Division!
does it count as suicide
Maybe unintenional self-slaughter?

I don’t want to be here anymore

988: I’m here to help you

Hi Here to help you, I’m dad

dies

WHAT WAS THE JOKE
He saw a donkey eating figs and suggested to give it wine as well
Fuck, now I’m dead. At least I died well.
It’s not working for me (◔̯◔)
Okay but what was the joke?
I dunno man if I saw a donkey eating figs I’d find that quite the rib tickler
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Is this where the expression “dying of laughter” comes from?

@Stamets

It happens to me often.
Thank goodness for
Reincarnation....

He was the head of the Stoic School, and one of the more famous, revered by subsequent Stoics generations after his death.

The story is probably apocryphal and meant to be ironic.