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Volpeon Jun 27
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Show threadHoul Floof  Jun 27
@volpeon now we just need neocat googly woozy towe- gets shot
Show threadHoul Floof  Jun 27
@volpeon  
Show threadActiVelJun 27
@Houl @volpeon
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Show thread猫猫   Jun 27
@vel @Houl @volpeon fox powered ILS ​​
Show thread猫猫   Jun 27
@vel @Houl @volpeon check out the next episode of mentour pilot where this system is explained in great detail ​​
Show threadCatboy Cody ​​Jun 27
@vel @Houl @volpeon Can we maybe not? Still haven't uninstalled all the dystopian shit from the last time...  
Actually... we haven't even started to head in the right direction... still getting more... 
Show threadLegion495Jun 27
@volpeon The future? ​​
Show threadJellyfriend Jun 27
@volpeon jellyapproved is what it is.
Show threadcatraxx Jun 27
@volpeon  ohno
Show threadKura Jun 27
@volpeon a woozyneoplanecat
Show threadPaul von DrayventhalJun 27
@volpeon Boeing 737-Max
Show threadCharlotte 🦝 Jun 27
@volpeon it’s not even pregnant
Show threadGauss Jun 27
@charlotte @volpeon This is hands down one of the most unhinged comments I've read in a very long time
Show threadCharlotte 🦝 Jun 27
@Gauss @volpeon i could have done so much worse, but i can‘t get the thought of long_neo_woozy_wrench_double_pregnant_with_boiled_skibidi_neo_woozy_wrench_pregnant_birth_feet out of my head
Show threadGauss Jun 27
@charlotte @volpeon My mind cannot even imagine something like that and I should probably be happy about that 
Show threadCharlotte 🦝 Jun 27
@Gauss @volpeon i have seen it and cannot unsee. send help
Show threadGauss Jun 27
@charlotte @volpeon Have some eyebleach
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) Jun 27

@charlotte @Gauss @volpeon It's true... It can never be unseen

:long_neo_woozy_wrench_double_pregnant_with_boiled_skibidi_neo_woozy_wrench_pregnant_birth_feet:

Show threadVolpeon Jun 27
@catsalad @charlotte @Gauss I don't even know what to say
Show threadcatraxx Jun 27
@catsalad @charlotte @Gauss @volpeon What in the name of fuck 
Show threadGauss Jun 27
@catsalad @charlotte @volpeon Thanks I hate it
Show threadVera [8598492] @ WHY (DECT:VERA)Jun 27
@catsalad @charlotte @Gauss @volpeon what is this
Show threadCharlotte 🦝 Jun 27
@mpk @catsalad @Gauss @volpeon worthy of a wrench react
Show threadVera [8598492] @ WHY (DECT:VERA)Jun 27
@charlotte @Gauss @volpeon @catsalad worthy of a :long_neo_woozy_wrench_double_pregnant_with_boiled_skibidi_neo_woozy_wrench_pregnant_birth_feet: react?
Show threadCharlotte 🦝 Jun 27
@mpk @Gauss @volpeon @catsalad yes
Show threadCharlotte 🦝 Jun 27
@mpk @Gauss @catsalad @volpeon it’s self-describing in a way
Show threadLexi 🌸Jun 27
@charlotte@akko.chir.rs @Gauss @volpeon i was subjected to watching @lea create it
Show threadlea ➡️ 🇬🇧Jun 27
@lexi @charlotte@akko.chir.rs @Gauss @volpeon youre welcome

the next one will be worse
Show threadCharlotte 🦝 Jun 27
@lea @Gauss @lexi @volpeon tag me when ur done pls
Show threadGauss Jun 27
@charlotte @volpeon @lea @lexi Tag me as well, I want to know how it can possibly be even worse
Show threadFrawstJun 27
@charlotte@akko.chir.rs @volpeon @Gauss this emoji name makes me wish i were having an aneurysm ​​
Show threadAuk C. WolfeJun 27
@volpeon @charlotte@akko.chir.rs i mean, the Pregnant Guppy existed at some point. i'm pretty sure it was named that because someone commented that it resembled a pregnant guppy. it was developed and used by nasa in the '60s to more quickly transport bulky, yet light rocket components.

the a330, which is what the woozy neocat airplane appears to use the silhouette of, has been developed into the BelugaXL, an aircraft that is similar in both appearance and function to the Pregnant Guppy. instead of transporting rocket parts, airbus' fleet of BelugaXLs transport parts for their aircraft production.
Aero Spacelines Pregnant Guppy - Wikipedia

Show threadAngua Jun 27
@volpeon

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Show thread✨メッツォ✨  Jun 27
@volpeon neoplane_googly_woozy, obviously! 
Show threadErrant  Jun 27
@volpeon I support all woozy neocats who want to be planes
Show threadKate Jun 27
@volpeon what have you done to my child ​​​​
Show threadKrutonium://Jun 27
@volpeon :neocat_woozie_boeing747:
Show threadTrantionJun 27
@volpeon The Fediverse is the only social network where you have to write alt text explaining what the fuck it is, or you'll get yelled at 😁
Show threadh1ddenJun 27
@volpeon crocodilo bombardilo
Show thread.Jun 27

@volpeon @catsalad

cat that swallowed an airbus...normal move

Show threadAliciaBytesJun 27
@volpeon Neocat pack, form of neocat plane!
Show threadAearil  Jun 27
@volpeon Airbus A330 ?
Show thread 7222e800 "memdmp"Jun 27
@volpeon neoplane_woozy

is @vel responsible for it? wouldn't be surprised
Show threadActiVelJun 27
@memdmp @volpeon ​​
Show threadJun 27
@vel @volpeon @memdmp vel is responsible for it!
Show threadAuk C. WolfeJun 27
@volpeon lowkey that looks like an a330 (nose shape, winglets, and landing gear orientation do it for me)

See example below:

(photo by Ken Fielding via Wikipedia Commons)
Show threadToromino  Jun 27
@volpeon looks like something @vel would make
Show threadActiVelJun 27
@volpeon Well someone made neoplane and I was asked to create this ​​
I guess this is what happens if your Copilot ​​ gets woozy ​​
Show threadSpycrabJun 27
@volpeon https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E?si=FN88f13joB52AYSc
Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone (Official Video - Top Gun)

YouTube
Show threadpatterJun 27
@volpeon when the "badly drawn cats" account discovers planes
Show thread『 Self-proclaimed Crocodile Expert 』Jun 27
@volpeon YES WHY DOES THIS EXIST
Show threadretselJun 27
@volpeon Oh no, does this mean someone's going to make a Saddam Hussein Hiding Spot version of this too?
Show threadoreganoidJun 27
It's a rose
Show threadcatraxx Jun 27

@volpeon Every day, Volpeon awakes to new horrors from deep within the bowels of the fediverse.

And so do we all.

Show threadcrypticcelery @ WHY ☎️ 2579Jun 27
@catraxx @volpeon I have strong suspicion this might be @vel ‘s doing…
Show threadcatraxx Jun 27
@crypticcelery @volpeon @vel You may have found one of the culprits, yes.
Show threadActiVelJun 27
@catraxx @crypticcelery @volpeon ​​