Gauss 

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216 Followers
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{ "he": true, "taken": true, "straight": false, "age": 25, "country": "HU", "sfw": "95%, NOT for minors", "species": "wolp", "occupation": "SW dev", "hobby": "fluffy pics" }
Websitehttps://gauss.gay
Gauss 19h ago
Too eepy to function 
Gauss 1d ago
🦀 Chat control is dead 🦀
Gauss 1d ago
When the water tells you a really funny joke
Gauss 2d ago
I almost forgot to reg for Furdance Budapest. That has now been fixed 
Gauss 2d ago
Technology Connections has now taught me that car engines are dishwasher safe
Gauss 3d ago
Somebody left a random glove at the metro
Gauss 3d ago
Autistic train driver be like "imma do my vocal stim" and then presses the train horn
Gauss 4d ago

Iginio Massari recipes be like:

  • 200g burro
  • 100g burro
  • 400g burro
  • 2 uova
  • 10g cocaina
  • 6 uova
  • 500g burro
  • 100ml latte
  • 5g sale
  • 500kg burro
Gauss 4d ago

Food: expired 1 month ago

Me: "I'm sure it's fine"

The voice in my head:

Gauss 5d ago

My new hobby: combining the word boyf with other words

Boyf + gift = Bift

Boyf + cuddle = Buddle

Boyf + arm = Brm

Boyf + leg = Beg

Boyf + phone = Bone