Wait, what? 1/ Read the 2nd post

Via Sherrilyn Ifill:

This is actually huge.

Seth Masket:

Trump says he gave #Iran permission to bomb US airbase. Any other president would have been impeached before sunset
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/jun/25/trump-says-iranians-asked-us-time-could-bomb-american-military-base/

2/ Sherrilyn Ifill knows what the Washington Times is, folks. She didn't have to rely on them. It's been reported everywhere. She just happened to quote post this one.

Here's the quote. I don't post fake news, nor does she, FFS.

@GottaLaff Relax, folks! It's just another episode of "The Apprentice: White House Edition"
@GottaLaff Sounds like a scene from Catch 22 where they carry out a bombing raid on their base as part of a trade deal.
@GottaLaff He got the idea from watching Fail Safe, perhaps.
@GottaLaff This is beyond ridiculous.... these people are all certifiable!
@GottaLaff I think it's nice television respects health and safety

@GottaLaff every sentence that he says indicates a need to be in control:
- Iran is bombing an airbase? We were told about it in advance, the base was evacuated anyway
- one missile went through the interception barrage? We did that on purpose, missile was not threatening anything anyway

Total bullcrap.

@GottaLaff

"once your deposit clears select your battle plan, date and time" - the Registered Adversary section of the US Department of Defence Website

DOGE in DOGE out

@GottaLaff FIRED! SO FIRED!! WHY HASN'T HE BEEN FIRED?? WTF AMERICA
@mousey Fired? Are you referring to Trump?
@GottaLaff hell yes.

@mousey Okay, then I'll answer you. "Why hasn't been fired?"

Presidents don't get fired. They can be impeached, then convicted.

That takes a House and Senate that wants to do that. Republicans are in power. It won't happen.

The Sup Court ruled that Trump "is entitled to immunity from federal prosecution for official actions he took while in office."

So, no, the US cannot "fire" him. That's not how it works.

@GottaLaff that's how it would work if we *set* him on fire though. Just sayin'.

@GottaLaff

😶

What The Flying Fvck, Laffers? We are heading for an Apocalypse at full speed. Look out for the mythical Four Horsemen.

Might have to hold my nose and reread the totally fictional book of Revelations.

The make-believe Beast of the Sea will be along momentarily.

@SherBeareth I know. He's determined to destroy everything.

It gets increasingly hard to cope every day.

@GottaLaff WTF is going on?

@10tothe22 @GottaLaff

total fucking wag the dog... and treason...

And, probably somewhere along the line the ayatollahs will have to put trump in for a Nobel Peace prize..

@GottaLaff And this is in the **Washington Times**, which is almost the furthest from a liberal newspaper that you can get.
@jdeisenberg It's one of many sources.

@GottaLaff @jdeisenberg Yep. Just slightly different framing but the gist is the same at MSN and US News and World Report among others: Iran gave the U.S. notice ahead of time, to prevent any casualties. So, we knew it was coming.

I don't think he should have praised Iran for giving us notice that they planned to attack a U.S. military base, even if it did give us time to be ready.

Also, regarding the veracity of sources: a simple internet search brings up the story on many media sites.

@kimlockhartga TY. Plus, my second toot in the thread.

@jdeisenberg

@jdeisenberg @GottaLaff

"I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good." -- Seneca, *Peace of Mind: De Tranquillitate Animi*

@GottaLaff

Laffy.

The source is The Washington Times.

The Washington Times.

@jmjm It's one of many.
Laffy (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image 2/ Sherrilyn Ifill knows what the Washington Times is, folks. She didn't have to rely on them. It's been reported everywhere. She just happened to quote post this one. Here's the quote. I don't post fake news, nor does she, FFS.

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@GottaLaff Good grief, the whole thing is such a pantomime. Good thing there are no other urgent problems people could be spending that money on instead of all this nonsense. 🙄

@GottaLaff

I'm sorry...

So... We _agreed_ to an attack against our own forces in order to allow the Iranians to suggest they were retaliating against American interests to their hardliners?

... Am I the only one that thinks that suggests _we_ called Iran ahead of time and said, "We're bombing three sites and here's a list."

Am I the only one that thinks this suggests a significant bit of theatre on the US's part?

Trump is so far detached from the norm he's inherently dangerous.

@401matthall I'm not the first person to point this out but if you haven't seen 'Wag The Dog' now's the time.

@Gustodon

I have. It feels relevant _way_ too often.

@401matthall @GottaLaff Trump is a traitor. Could it be more obvious?

@SueDiOh

Yeah, I think it's actually worse than that.

If he'd _actually_ been bought he'd at least be predictable.

I think he's just doing whatever self-serving thing occurs to him at any given moment of the day.

That behavior seems to be pretty hard to predict.

@401matthall I agree. Chaos is the goal - Putin's goal. So that we must question everything.

@401matthall @SueDiOh Its a little of both. We (U.S. Intelligence Community) actually WATCHED him be bought--by the Kremlin via the Russian mob via Deutsche Bank--when his business incompetence had left him bankrupt with no honest lender willing to touch him, and he was terrified of actually being POOR. Because our due-course MISSION involved monitoring the Russians he was talking to, and he was too stupid to think that would necessarily expose HIM on the other end of the negotiations.

But youre absolutely right that his only real interest is in whatever his addled mind thinks will benefit him (malignant narcissist, remember), and as a native New Yorker, I've watched him screw friends, contractors, patrons, supporters, etc. FOR HALF A CENTURY, so I have no doubt that if he's reached the point where he thinks his new taxpayer-funded #craptocurrency scams will keep him rich for his remaining years, and his cult is beyond caring about ANY dirt they might release, he may get tired of having to be #VladTheInvader's beta all the time.

He might want to get checked for #PoloniumAllergies, though. Vlad doesnt have a lot of tolerance for oligarchs who start thinking they're independent....

@EINS_Institute @SueDiOh

I'd be surprised if he drank tea.

Is Polonium stable in coca-cola?

@401matthall @SueDiOh 😅

Maybe ricin then. Better stay away from umbrellas....

@401matthall @EINS_Institute Notice all the WH windows have large balconies, so that won't work.
@EINS_Institute @401matthall Yes to all of this (he's been a criminal and a drug addict since the 70's and the entire GOP knew it.) They are ALL IN with the chaos and my only question is, who paid who? Speaking of Vova, he must be thrilled with his puppet's negotiating an increase in NATO defense spending, am I right?
Heh heh heh.
@SueDiOh @401matthall The real irony there is that Trump didn't actually negotiate shit. He just demonstrated repeatedly that America is henceforth an unreliable ally and sometimes even a danger to Europe. A rogue state whose actions on a whim may suddenly ramp up the threat of attacks overnight, who then tells them that's THEIR problem. So if they want continued security, they'd best stop underwriting the sheriff's overspending (investment in the U.S.), rustle up a convincing posse, and run for the office THEMSELVES....
@EINS_Institute @401matthall As usual, with trump it's all lies (he's not rich or smart, either.) Chaos was always the goal, because chaos breeds uncertainty which breeds fear, and fearful people are easier to manipulate.

@GottaLaff

WTactualF is going on?!?!?!?!

@GottaLaff did we also sell arms to Iran to pay for counter revolutionaries…. Oh wait no that was another Republican administration.
@GottaLaff SO many grounds for impeachment, yet a congress and Supreme Court who are complicit

@GottaLaff

He thinks he’s Henry Fonda starting in his very own Fail Safe Op.

@GottaLaff DAFUQ??!

This needs to be BLASTED ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA.

Maybe it'll even get a few on the Right to actually impeach that orange bastard usurper.

@GottaLaff

side note: anyone who hasn't seen the films "Wag the Dog" or "Dr. Strangelove"

now would be a good time to watch them or rewatch them if have seen them

@GottaLaff I don't think impeachment is something that happens in the US anymore. Nor, for that matter, are any of the checks and balances that would normally take place were the Constitution still in effect.
@GottaLaff Wow. And they just lap it up - right up until the missiles land on them.

@GottaLaff

Well, he's lying because he doesn't understand how any of this works.

Iran gave heads up, which is weird but normal. He didn't "give permission" - maybe he thinks he did cause he's an idiot.

@GottaLaff

This report raises the obvious question: Did the reverse happen with trump’s bombing of Iran’s nuclear sites — did trump seek permission to bomb them.

Observers blamed trump’s blabbermouth for Iran’s ability to remove its 60% enriched uranium from danger, but maybe HE asked Iran “Mother, May I” first!

In fact we should consider the distinct possibility this was ALL a sham — starting with Israel’s sudden attack on Iran weeks ago.
#war #FakeWar

@GottaLaff an unexpected display of honesty.
Maybe all those villain monologues weren’t so unrealistic.
It’s a show of strength, he can get away with saying anything, even (this time) the truth.
@GottaLaff he’s probably not the first president to, nudge nudge, make such a deal, save face, deescalate. Just the only one to do it out loud like this.

@GottaLaff
For me it's not really🤪 *that* it happened.
For me it is the complete insanity it was/is done so amateurlike/open/incompetent - and nothing happens. Everyone goes along with this "idiocracy".🤯🤡

Soon they/he will publish secret strategies on his platform and everyone pretends not to know.🤪🤡🤯
Everything is fine. ....rather say doubleplusgood.

@GottaLaff There may be something much more sinister here. Imagine if Trump was not just shooting off his mouth, but making a careful, calculated, and deliberate statement to stir up unrest in Iran. Effectively he's told the Iranian people that their leadership are working hand in hand with the American empire. It serves American interests to have Iran tear itself apart in a civil war. That's one less country selling oil in Chinese Yuan.
@hfinyow Trump doesn't think that far ahead, or with that much complexity
@GottaLaff this is assuming that Trump was acting alone and not being fed lines from the "owners". But a statement like that from Trump is more damaging to Iran than it is to America

@GottaLaff

Our ABC reported the day after that Iran informed US and Qatar prior to the attack. Hence, the US was prepared and the attack was more symbolic than anything.

However, nothing was mentioned about a two way conversation with Trump where he gave them approval. That's surely treason. Oh wait he's immune from prosecution for crimes committed while in office isn't he.