One afternoon, a 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandma. As she played with her dolls, her grandma busily dusted around the house. Curiosity sparked in the little girl, and she suddenly looked up and asked, "Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?"

Without missing a beat, Grandma smiled and replied, "Oh honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day. The TV evangelists keep me company and lift my spirits. The comedies make me laugh. I’m perfectly happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Satisfied with the answer, the little girl went back to her dolls while Grandma turned on the TV. But the picture was all fuzzy, and no amount of knob-twisting could fix it. Growing frustrated, Grandma started giving the TV a few good whacks, hoping that would solve the problem.

Just then, the doorbell rang. The little girl ran to the door and opened it to find Grandma’s minister standing there.

With a warm smile, the minister asked, "Hello, young lady. Is your grandma home?"

The little girl, without hesitation, responded, "Yep! She’s in the bedroom, bangin’ her boyfriend!"