@PixelProphecy@accidentlyAnton I do appreciate that you're doing this in what appears to be Windows 97. Really, Office 97 was probably the last time Office didn't suck.
@tezoatlipoca Aww thank you! It's Office 98 running in a Windows 2000 VM. When I need to do some text processing I like to do it there because you're absolitely right: It's not yet enshittified and the limited editing options are just enough. π