Jess RoseJun 25

Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage".

Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?

Show threadSunny

@jessie

I like it. Keep it in "meat storage" or they'll lay your ass off the moment they know all you know.

"I need you to document what you typically do each day... "

(Because the guy in India taking your job after next week, likes to work off a script.)

Jun 25 at 2:18pmWeb
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@Sunny @jessie
Well make sure you add some ridiculously pointless things in there, ideally something that will break something.
Show threadSunnyJun 25

@econads @jessie

I prefer to give a very technical long-winded yet precise instruction set that only a highly qualified individual can understand well enough to ask about the missing steps.

If the PM immediately sets up a call to go through the information with someone named Abhai, reschedule the call for two weeks out and update your LinkedIn profile.