I like to imagine deep in my subconscious there's a melancholy tiki bar where all the creatures I didn't pick as my fursona hang out.
Deer is tending bar. Maned wolf is nursing a mai tai. Bunny and fox are flirting. Tiger is DJing. Lion is complaining about tiger's DJing. Squirrel and Red Panda are drunk at a table in the corner.
@srol okay now change the lyrics of Piano Man to this
@kae_bytheocean
🎵 And the squirrel is practicing politics
As the red panda slowly gets stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone