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David Penfold
There's a local shoplifting gang, systematically stealing clothes in size order. Police believe they're still at large.
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Tim Hergert
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I've heard that the gang is headed by a midget psychic. Or, rather - a small medium at large.
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Steve Williams
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The gang were eventually caught trying to cash refunds at Sports Direct. They’d been grassed up.
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