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Lauren Weinstein"We obliterated them!" -> "We seriously damaged them!" -> "We're evaluating the damage." -> "We don't know where their nuclear stockpile is." -> "Invest in the new big money Operation Midnight Hammer Memecoin!"
Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud@lauren The only thing to add might be Whiskey Pete's emojis.
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Dark Matter Zine@lauren Vance is supposed to have said that in the coming years they’ll continue to take steps to prevent Iran from blah blah. Sounds like code for “we’ll install an occupying force”.
@DarkMatterZine Good luck with that. Iran has 93 million people and is extremely sophisticated. It would make Iraq and Afghanistan look like walks in the park.
@lauren the US has screwed Iran over again and again over decades. End result: a country that nationalised its resources for the good of its people is now an oppressive regime BUT IF YOU BOMB THEM YOU’LL UNITE THEM. Families feud but if you attack one of their own, the whole mob will turn on you. And Israel just ordered District 7 of Tehran to evacuate. They’re not even pretending to aim at military installations.