look at this tall chicken
@loren i did this in like 5 minutes but you get the idea
@nev
@loren
How tall can him before need scaffolding and reinforce the foundation to accommodate quartering winds
@nev
@loren
What animal's body would make the most structurally sound skyscraper?
Hose-nosed Weevil (Antliarhis zamiae)

Antliarhis zamiae is a species of insects with 49 observations

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@nev @jonny i wish my house looked like that
@loren @jonny I wish my body looked like that
@nev @jonny @loren hose-nose weevil to the tune of zoot suit riot

@ranjit @nev @jonny @loren

Who's that chewing through cycad seeds
It's two weevils looking to breed
Tunneling through that seed wall mass
Ovipositing? Bet your ass

Hose-nose weevil
(Weevil!)
Throwing back a bottle of beer
Hose-nose weevil
(Weevil!)
Pull a comb through your coal black hair

@jonny @nev @loren The remains of ancient molluscs and crustaceans. That's what we make modern skyscrapers out of anyway.