Mastodawn

look at this tall chicken

Lisa 🦔3d ago

@loren omg, why does it look like it’s wearing a brown shag coat over a white shirt with a grey skinny tie‽ 🤣
What perfectly absurd chikkinz.

C Silva ❌ 👑3d ago

@loren what a beauty!

@fondoffawns arent they? im obsessed with them

C Silva ❌ 👑3d ago

@loren I just had to part with this guy. I don’t need another rooster and his developing crow was high pitched and all day long. The guy at the feed store assured he would find a good home. He’s so darn cute.

leguinian_utopia 3d ago

@loren herons are all dignified and shit and there's this dude

@leguinian_utopia oh i got some even goofier ones of this guy lmao

Doreen32128 ready to rumble!3d ago

@loren Excellent posture!!

Sordid Amok!3d ago

@loren I have feelings for you, tall chicken.

neville park 3d ago

@loren i did this in like 5 minutes but you get the idea

@nev perfect!

jonny (good kind)3d ago

@nev
@loren
How tall can him before need scaffolding and reinforce the foundation to accommodate quartering winds

jonny (good kind)3d ago

@nev
@loren
What animal's body would make the most structurally sound skyscraper?

neville park 3d ago

@jonny @loren https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/553729-Antliarhis-zamiae

Hose-nosed Weevil (Antliarhis zamiae)

Antliarhis zamiae is a species of insects with 49 observations

iNaturalist

@nev @jonny i wish my house looked like that

neville park 3d ago

@loren @jonny I wish my body looked like that

@nev @jonny @loren hose-nose weevil to the tune of zoot suit riot

Ben Zanin 3d ago

@ranjit @nev @jonny @loren

Who's that chewing through cycad seeds
It's two weevils looking to breed
Tunneling through that seed wall mass
Ovipositing? Bet your ass

Hose-nose weevil
(Weevil!)
Throwing back a bottle of beer
Hose-nose weevil
(Weevil!)
Pull a comb through your coal black hair

leguinian_utopia 12h ago

@nev dee longe

@jonny @nev @loren The remains of ancient molluscs and crustaceans. That's what we make modern skyscrapers out of anyway.

Sarah Sammis 3d ago

@loren 🤣😂😭

Field Full of Fireflies 3d ago

You are incorrect, my friend, THAT guy is quite obviously a muppet.

Ram Prakash 3d ago

@loren oh wow! That’s awesome! Never seen one out in the open. Always camouflaged among the reeds :)

@ram yeah it was awesome! i have lots more all of this same heron who was just having a nice day out on the pond

@loren this is how I'm gonna be going in to work tomorrow

@nash @loren what if tall chicken meets hose-nose weevil

@ranjit @loren hose-nose chicken / tall weevil

Cheeseness 3d ago

@loren "How do you do, fellow gallifomes?"

Lisa 🦔3d ago

@Cheeseness 🤣

Evan Beaver 3d ago

@loren The Bitterny-Raily type things have some quite hilarious shapes. First Nankeen Night Heron I ever saw quite freaked me out.

@loren that IS a tall chicken

The Brynndylow, they/them 2d ago

@loren So ✨fashionable✨

WearyBonnie 2d ago

@loren
I believe this tall chicken is French and I will not be convinced otherwise