Husband was at his parents’ dog sitting and some youths were having a party in the woods. He called me because he was like “why is there loud music playing? Who’s out there? What do they want?” And so I reassured him if they were there to kill him they’d make sure he never heard them coming.
I would be such a great mom.
@dramypsyd No doubt on that! ^^
@dramypsyd Aw honey, if they were gonna kill you, they'd already be in the house. 👀
@catsalad "There's no such thing as the boogyman! The real monsters are other people. Goodnight sweetie."

@dramypsyd Such a missed opportunity to ask him how is Wolfie 😂

PS. Unless the dog's name is really Wolfie, then use different name.

@agturcz The dogs are Winston and Molly 🥰
@dramypsyd No, you didn't!? 😱
@ojelabii I’m helping!
@dramypsyd I missed the "if" in the post and got "And so I reassured him [..] they were there to kill him […]". 😰 Mea culpa and sorry! 😅
@ojelabii @dramypsyd This is hilarious and I appreciate the laugh. 😂
@maggiejk You're welcome … even though it really wasn't intended. 🙃
@dramypsyd
@dramypsyd Unless they are taking a "hiding in plain sight" approach. But unlikely.
@hyperreal Teens partying in the woods is slasher movie 101 tbh
@dramypsyd @hyperreal
by that logic your husbands role is not the victim 😬
@Doomed_Daniel @dramypsyd Or this is a play on the teens partying in the woods horror trope where the roles are reversed!
@dramypsyd unironically, this line of logic would actually comfort me I think. Sorta the whole "If they intended to kill me, I'd already be dead" thing in films
@dramypsyd 🤣🤣🤣
Did your husband say it helped?
@ldmay65 He did! I told him about another commenter saying in that scenario his role is the slasher and he liked that
@dramypsyd If you've never experienced a Soundboks before they can be quite disorienting.