Angus McIntyre4d ago

Apparently, protesters have started throwing glitter at ICE agents. You can picture the scene at home.

Agent's wife: Why do you have glitter all over you?

Agent (sweating anxiously): I … I went to a strip club with the guys. And … I got a lap dance from a stripper.

Wife: Huh. I guess that's OK then. For a moment I was worried that you'd started working for ICE.

Show threadGed Maheux4d ago
@angusm It’s a clever idea but they’ll just outlaw glitter or make it a felony to throw glitter bombs at law enforcement in no time at all. I applaud the protesters for creativity and for trying to do *something* tho. Everyone feels so powerless.
Show threadDr Neenah Estrella-Luna
@gedeonm @angusm I wouldn't worry too much about that. Throwing glitter bombs is definitely going to be construed as assault on an officer in the same way demanding a judicially-signed warrant has been. Might as well glitter away.
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Show threadI Hate Censorship4d ago
@starluna @gedeonm @angusm How do you assault with gliter to begin with. Glitter can be flying everywhere