SQLAllFatherThat's because you were playing by the rules...
...but this guy's a cheetah.
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I'll show myself out.
BrianKrebs@SQLAllFather @HoustonDog oof. i'm waiting for someone to tell me it's not a cheetah, which is entirely possible. I really don't know my big cats well.
Cone@briankrebs @SQLAllFather @[email protected] On cue:
Please just look at the Wikipedia photo of a cheetah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetah#/media/File:A_little_cheetah_lying_on_his_mom_A.jpg . Is it a jaguar or a leopard ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera_pardus_tulliana ) is the kind of thing that cursory look at photos of those animals is not enough for - but is it a cheetah or not I think can be ruled out/in by just looking for a few seconds. Apart from the cheetah's noted reputation for speed - they have distinctive look among big cats.
Please just look at the Wikipedia photo of a cheetah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetah#/media/File:A_little_cheetah_lying_on_his_mom_A.jpg . Is it a jaguar or a leopard ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera_pardus_tulliana ) is the kind of thing that cursory look at photos of those animals is not enough for - but is it a cheetah or not I think can be ruled out/in by just looking for a few seconds. Apart from the cheetah's noted reputation for speed - they have distinctive look among big cats.
@briankrebs @SQLAllFather @[email protected] Brian I am saying if you look at the Wikipedia cheetah page photos for like a half minute - maybe a minute(?) - you should notice some pretty distinctive black stripe present on either side of cheetah nose running down like tears from eye - absent in Gor photo. But even I can't easily explain visual difference of leopard vs jaguar (but both have different head shape viewed head on compared to cheetah). I.e. not too hard to rule out cheetah in Gor pic.
@briankrebs @SQLAllFather @[email protected] In terms of alt text I'd see where photo was taken and if in South America then guess "jaguar or similar big cat" as jaguars are in the Americas but understand if "spotted big cat similar to a leopard" is closest you can get (as distinctions not obvious from brief look at photos).