Ritz-Carlton Defeats Semen-Contaminated Water Suit - Law360 UK

A California federal judge Monday tossed a Washington husband and wife's lawsuit that alleged a Golden State Ritz-Carlton hotel served them bottled water contaminated with a hotel employee's semen, saying the couple failed to prove it was indeed a hotel employee who contaminated the water.

I have questions
chain of custody, man. bummer.
i dunno if L&O SVU has taught me anything, it's that you could have tested that stuff and found the culprit, or a close male relative