Mastodawn

The only thing I can take seriously in the newspapers right now is fish ‘n chips.

Even that I take with a pinch of salt.

@dgar sweet

grain of salt

@dgar my grandfather used to say, the only thing printed in a newspaper whos not a lie, its the price.
And that was like 40+ years ago.

@dgar For saucy content in your newspaper... just add ketchup.