Avebury Rosetta 
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AnarchoCatgirlismI cannot believe I have to say this again but STOP POSTING YOUR CRIMES ON FEDI. Your account is NOT as anonymous as you think it is
#1 iptables hater@AnarchoCatgirlism subjecting a judge to scrolling through thousands of my posts to find the evidence
Amber 
@lea @AnarchoCatgirlism the jury after reading my posts πΆ
@puppygirlhornypost2 @AnarchoCatgirlism scarred for life
Ashley 
Aprettyture!
gloriouscow@AnarchoCatgirlism my crime is being too cool for school
7222e800 "memdmp"@AnarchoCatgirlism b- but its fun!!!!
Dani 
@AnarchoCatgirlism Not to mention your instance admins probably don't want to be ordered by a court to hand post copies or other info over.
Nathan A. Stine@AnarchoCatgirlism a corollary to "don't talk to the cops" is "don't put things on the internet that the cops can tie to you."
Alex von Kitchen@AnarchoCatgirlism plus your admin doesn't want to talk to police when they sieze the server
jeSuisatire β¦αβΜ€αα·.. talkin about my thought crimes?
Jonah Gibberish@AnarchoCatgirlism the first rule of crime is not to talk about it. I learned that in prison.
Hyphlosion@AnarchoCatgirlism I ripped the tag off my couch pillow once.
Vorsos@AnarchoCatgirlism Fine. For the public record, I did NOT recently goad Brian Wilson into jumping from his roof into the pool while holding two katanas.
Melody@AnarchoCatgirlism my only crime would be that I'm slowly approaching cuteness
ninpnin 
@AnarchoCatgirlism opsec basics: don't post your crimes on the open internet...
@AnarchoCatgirlism And if you really can't help it, read up a little on differential privacy, and add noise (to the dates, locations, exact crimes, etc.) and pseudonymize all names before posting.
@ninpnin I swear I straight up saw someone on my timeline saying how fun it was to torch cop cars and how they couldn't wait to do it again and were telling people where to go to find a cop car torching tutorial β
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alina arielle amelieπ³οΈββ§οΈπΎ
@AnarchoCatgirlism i'm proud to have discussed synthesizing amphetamines with one of signal's cryptography devs over fedi
hazelnot 
@alina @AnarchoCatgirlism sometimes I'm surprised you haven't been arrested π
@hazelnot @AnarchoCatgirlism well, i didn't admit to anything illegal, or did i? a discussion is merely informational, and how could i be prosecuted for sharing knowledge that i learned in university courses :p
@alina @AnarchoCatgirlism not for this specifically just in general with the kind of stuff you post sometimes π
the agaric system@AnarchoCatgirlism i spray painted my face on the white house, come and get me coppers!