PATIENT: She wanted me to suck on her strap on.
ME: And that bothered you.
PATIENT: No. But then she called me her “little sea turtle” because I was choking on plastic.
ME: (spits out coffee)
@drmaddkap spits out breakfast cereal!! 🤣🤣
@drmaddkap fortunately I already finished my coffee when I got to read this post 😅