Isolated containers for executing untrusted code are called sandboxes because CPUs are made of sand.
@niconiconi and we put them in a box to stop the sand falling out
@dysfun @niconiconi that's why you can buy a CPU "boxed" or "bulk"; "boxed" comes with the sandbox, "bulk" comes with the sand delivered separately by means of a gravel/sand truck.
@niconiconi DOPED sand. The best kind.
@bonafried
Just give me the dope, hold the sand
@niconiconi
@ozzelot@mstdn.social @bonafried@mastodon.social @niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be
Keep the sand!!!
(Re-sell it to someone as dope, where's your entrepreneurial spirit for chissakes?! 😈)
@m0xEE @bonafried @niconiconi My entrewhatnow
@ozzelot@mstdn.social
Well, adjusted for dyslexia, it's obviously pneumatic, but also neural — so it ought to be something cool, right?
The "en" part is a mystery to me too — but maybe it's some random number, same as in "nonce" 🤔

@bonafried@mastodon.social @niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be
@niconiconi No it's because they're full of cat poop
@niconiconi @lowqualityfacts might be interested in this one! 🏖️
@niconiconi running code on bare metal is when you use metal punchcards instead of paper