I have achieved programming enlightenment.

https://github.com/wyattscarpenter/wu

@schratze it’s been 7 years and it’s still going great
@xarvos no bugs, no issues, no drama, no feature creep, no deprecation, no security alerts. Perfection
@schratze @xarvos somehow i still suspect it to have npm dependencies
@schratze when the only way to win is not playing.

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無 let the dogs out?
無,無,無, 無

(I know it's pronounced differently

edit: but I'm stupid and first used the wrong character as I am used to simplified and thus mixed up characters)

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there's a also a fork that deletes the readme, but they should have named it Ma instead.
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How to hello world? · Issue #1 · wyattscarpenter/wu

How?

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@schratze just got my Wu programing certification
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Every possible Wu program is a quine. Perfect!
@schratze who has forked this...
Chip Unicorn (@Chip_Unicorn@im-in.space)

@schratze@todon.nl https://github.com/Encampeded/wei has achieved enlightenment.

I'm in Space

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thx 4 your rhetorical answer!

anyway, this 1 commit was essential...

@schratze isnt it against the principle to write a readme? ​
@puniko the programmer does not follow Wu Wei, but the programming language does
@schratze i think all generative ai should be rewritten in wu

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@schratze soon to be surpassed by NOP++
@schratze Kinda tempted to put that in my résumé. But a lot of HR can't take a joke.

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consuming orange drink mix while programming with the family, call that a Wu-Tang Clan.

@schratze i'm gonna add 4 years of Wu developpment to my resume
@schratze the only good language
@schratze i wonder who made zhat one fork hahaha
@schratze Don't want to miss out on updates!
@schratze Wuring complete language