victorvonvortexWe won't be able to implement tariffs today because of the fog. Whoever heard of such a thing? Have you ever seen a fog like this? "Fog." Beautiful word, almost as beautiful as "tariffs." But you can't have tariffs if there's fog. It interrupts everything. Who knew? It's very unfair. So tomorrow we'll be implementing tariffs. Or maybe in an hour if the fog clears up. Check back in an hour, or maybe tomorrow. The weather is treating us very unfairly.
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