In these times of crisis, it’s more important than ever to have some pizza
@donni ok. so. Is this some allusion to the old watch how much pizza is delivered to the Pentagon to see if shit is going downhill? Because it seems that that tracker has picked up!
@fiigvam @donni ooh, I hadn’t heard of that, I was thinking ninja turtles
@ShadSterling @donni apocryphal and all that, but genuinely used as far as I know: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pizza-meter-pentagon-pizza-orders
Pizza Meter / Pentagon Pizza Orders | Know Your Meme

Pizza Meter or Pentagon Pizza Orders refers to a theory proposing that international conflicts and times of crisis can be predicted based on the number of

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@ShadSterling @fiigvam I know about the tracker, but I was just thinking of pizza’s general ability to soothe and taste delicious
@donni @fiigvam I have been craving pizza since I saw that post
@donni you joke, but it believe this is true. Living well is a form of resistance.
maybe I should try making pizza again. Never could get it to taste right...
@donni wait a minute...
*Rips off Scooby Doo-style mask*
PAPA JOHN???
@donni Honestly, I needed that reminder. I'll get the dough going.