Alejandro BondiJun 12, 2025
Christina Warren
Behold the billionth repository created on GitHub. It’s absolutely perfect.
Jun 11, 2025 at 9:29pmIvory for iOS
Show threadJerome (He/Him)Jun 11, 2025
@film_girl I’m stunned there aren’t any basic filters on repo names 😂
Show threadChristina WarrenJun 11, 2025
@jeromechoo there probably are for slurs but half my commit messages are curse words so…
Show threadjomoJun 11, 2025
@film_girl https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/1
Show threadChris HayesJun 11, 2025
@jomo @film_girl
ty, I must make my pilgrimage to this repo 🫡
Show threadBarry HessJun 11, 2025
@film_girl 😂 - link for the curious: https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/1
Congratulations on creating the one billionth repository on GitHub! · Issue #1 · AasishPokhrel/shit

We wanted to congratulate you on creating the one billionth repository on GitHub! ➜ curl -s https://api.github.com/repositories/1000000000 { "id": 1000000000, "node_id": "R_kgDOO5rKAA", "name": "sh...

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Show threadMike PirnatJun 11, 2025
@bjhess @film_girl “No releases”? That can’t be healthy… 😅😂
Show threadGerardJun 12, 2025
@mpirnat @bjhess @film_girl Give them a bit more time. I'm sure they'll manage to work something out... 💩
Show threadSubhendu GhoshJun 12, 2025

@mpirnat @bjhess @film_girl

But vulnerability has been found 🤣
https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/9

Security Report: Null Pointer Exception Due to Empty Project · Issue #9 · AasishPokhrel/shit

Date: June 12, 2025 Project: github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit Severity Level: High Status: Open Summary This report addresses a security vulnerability related to a Null Pointer Exception (NPE) that cu...

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Show threadBonkersJun 11, 2025
@film_girl Aashish will never fix this bug
Show threadInternet RandoJun 11, 2025
@film_girl
Show threadkira for scaleJun 11, 2025
@film_girl LOL FOR REAL
Show threadMark BoszkoJun 11, 2025
@film_girl @tchambers 
Show threadRobert Kist 🇦🇹🇸🇬Jun 12, 2025

@film_girl Enshittification gets worse. In the past this would win you a washing machine. A cheap resort vacation. Or 100.000 in <insert random national pre-Euro currency>. ...and a yellow webpage with blinking colors and a huge red link to take you to your prize!

where has all this gone?! /s

Show threadalanxoc3Jun 12, 2025
@film_girl Holy s***
Show threadScott Williams 🐧Jun 12, 2025
@film_girl Looking at all the open pull requests, issues, and stars that empty repo has already gotten because of this 😂🤣
Show threadScott FeeneyJun 12, 2025

@film_girl So cool to see the collaborationist company that blocked the ICC's chief prosecutor at Trump's request has a sense of humor! We should definitely keep trusting GitHub and other wonderful Microsoft services

https://www.heise.de/en/news/Criminal-Court-Microsoft-s-email-block-a-wake-up-call-for-digital-sovereignty-10387383.html

Criminal Court: Microsoft's email block a wake-up call for digital sovereignty

Microsoft blocked the email account of Chief Prosecutor of the International Court of Justice after Trump's sanctions. Critics: “We urgently need alternatives.”

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Show threadTimothy WolodzkoJun 12, 2025
@film_girl if I had to guess, it probably goes for "Scalable Hybrid Indepotent Transactions" or some shit like this
Show threadGwendoJun 12, 2025
@film_girl Did they win a coupon or something? :P
Show threadDormouseJul 1, 2025
@film_girl isn't it amazing that we reached a point where 1/8th of all people have enough time to maintain a whole repository?