BREAKING: President Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
β€œI know Trump well. I know Musk well. I would get that war ended in a period of 24 hours. One hundred per cent, it would be easy. That deal would be easy.”
@Flash I wish I knew if this was real or satire. You can’t tell these days.
@madrobin @Flash Pretty sure Zelenskyy is smarter than that. He got baited good in the WH but that would have been hard for anyone.
@Flash Old enough to remember this. πŸ˜‚
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Next minute, SpaceX launches a couple of hundred drones out of the back of parked Cybertrucks, which attack the shitty second hand 747 the Saudi's gave to Trump.

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I do my absolute best to stay out of politics ( it sucks) but this is downright funny !

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@Peace @Flash Ukraine deals a big blow to Russian nuclear response, and Vance didn't even say thank you. Such uncultured times.

@Jam123 @Flash

I don’t know nothing man
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But yeah uncultured times For Sure !
@Peace @Flash satire is reality, and common sense is satire. Strange times

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JD Vance has to say thank you!

@FrancoisPrague @Flash

And come out with his partner... La-Z-Boy...

@Flash Brilliant contribution!😁
@Flash It would be better for everyone to let them keep fighting for now.
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Here in the uk Starmer has told us to prepare for war; he will be disappointed
@Flash this is like 2 girls fighting at a park, sometimes you have to let them go at it
@Flash the bromance is gone πŸ˜‚
Satire or not - I love it.
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Why would we want such a peace deal?
@Flash I'm hoping Trump comes out with a second rate rebound billionaire with eyes full of desperate hope, like maybe Sam Altman.
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@Flash Should there be a healthy suspicion of anyone claiming they can get anything done in twenty-four hours?
@Flash β€œit would be the best deal ever cause nobody knows how to negotiate like I do”