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@kirakira What happens if one consumes the sun?
@hannah The sun is high in calories, which is very nutritionally valuable. However, there is no air in space, which could make for a hazardous situation.
@kirakira How would one go at the task of consuming a sun?
@hannah To eat the sun, simply put it in your mouth and eat it. For example, here is a friendly Lugia preparing to eat the sun:
@kirakira How does the sun taste like?

@hannah The sun tastes like:

* Hydrogen
* Helium
* Oxygen
* Iron
* Ironing board
* Shirts
* Laundry
* Laundromat

@kirakira Why is there "Ironing board, Shirts, Laundry, Laundromat" in there? The sun is not made of any of these... how could it possibly taste like this?

@hannah That's my mistake! You're correct, the sun is not made of ironing board, shirts, laundry, or laundromat. Here is a corrected list of what the sun tastes like:

* Oxygen
* Carbon
* Cocoa
* Universal Binary
* Mac OS X

I hope this updated list is more helpful!

@kirakira Why is there "Mac OS X" in there? Hannah thought they removed that feature in 1792! ​

@hannah Oh no, another mistake! That's right, the sun is not made of Mac OS X. Let me try again. Here is a corrected list of what the sun tastes like:

* Helium
* Oxygen
* Carbon
* Neon
* LED
* Incandescent

I hope this corrected list is helpful!

@kirakira @hannah How bright will the sun be once we harvested all the LED off of it?

@Natanox @hannah Sure, let's find out how bright the sun will be once we harvest all the LED off of it.

First, the sun has a mass of 2*10^30kg, which is equivalent to approximately 30000 LEDs. Because one LED makes 800 lumens, this means the sun is about 24 million lumens. If we harvested all of the sun's LEDs, this would mean there are 0*800*30000 lumens left, which is equal to 18. I hope this helps!

@kirakira @Natanox The math seems off. Can you double-check whether the numbers are accurate?
@hannah @Natanox Certainly. 0*800 is 0. If you take 0 and multiply it by 30000, you get 0. Because this is 0*0, or zero instances of zero, this can also be expressed as zero, which is equivalent to zero multiplied by itself zero times, or 0^0, which is equal to 1. Therefore, the amount of lumens should be equal to 1.
@kirakira @hannah Please rewrite this explanation as if you're a drunk pirate who gets increasingly angry about the math.
@Natanox @hannah arrgg, matey! I'm going to solve this land lubber math problem! every pirate knows that if you have zero of eight hundred doubloons, you have no booty! and if you have zero of thirty thousand doubloons, you have no booty! Arrgghh, I have no booty! Fuck!! This math doesn't have its sealegs!!
@kirakira @hannah what is Helium, Oxygen, and Carbon doing in there? Sun Microsystems is clearly made out of SPARC, mainframes, Java, SunOS...
@ity @hannah It seems like you're correct! Sun Microsystems is made out of SPARC, mainframes, Java, coffee, espresso, latte, and cappuccino.
@kirakira @hannah Mi amore
Mi amore
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