LadyButterflyshe/herWhich one would you go for?
TerraRoot
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Fish & chips! Fish & chips! Fish & chips!
Not at that place. Waaaay over priced.
They must he to get their own brown road sign
I think the screech owl sanctuary is a part of gnome world. Personally, I would love to have fish and chips served to me by a recovering screech owl in a shelter run by gnomes.
TheEmpireStrikesDakThat is disappointing. I’ve decided to believe that the garden gnomes come to life when nobody is looking at them and freeze when somebody sees them.
snaprails I think you’re confusing Garden Gnomes with Weeping Angels 😯
Perhaps that phenomenon is not unique to Weeping Angels and is common among a larger taxonomic group/clade of anthropomorphic, seemingly inanimate, beings. Further research is needed, and evidence is scant. Is it because it’s a silly theory, or is it because researchers keep disappearing?
blackn1ghtI’ve found Cornwall to be bad for this. We were on holiday last year in Cornwall and it was pissing it down with rain so wanted to take the kids somewhere indoors. We’d seen the brown signs (in the UK, brown signs indicate a place of interest) for some “jungle barn” or something, thinking it was going to be an awesome place, but it turned out to be a normal run of the mill hellish soft play centre.
That Springfield Fun Park is actually quite decent for young kids though.
I always wanted to visit these places.
Don’t be silly. Everyone knows that the gnomes have tamed the owls and ride them.
Gandalf messed up big time, going to the hobbits. He shoulda gone to the gnomes.
ideonekGo for the Owls and sent the letter up with a rumor that the De-Gnoming procedure is about to start. They are not that bright. They will run down to you.
Nakoichi [they/them]Owls, easy.
bloubzAre they dirty though?
Both: port, and starboard
Gnome World is a caravan and camping site with a fair few ornamental gnomes about.
Screech Owl Sanctuary and Animal Park (which is just a couple it minutes up the road by car) is the superior choice.
Ricky RigatoniOwls are real. Gnomes, fortunately, are not. Easiest decision of my life.
loweffortnameI only kniw gnomes from this documentary from the 80s. Perhaps it was propaganda from Big Gnome, but they seemed nice…
Discreet Elite InternationalI bet we can out screech one of those owls, challenge accepted
This is like Sophie’s Choice all over again
Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)Fish and chips!