Kale Good morning folks
Leaving Hawaii in *checks watch* twelve hrs
We have the hotel for half an hr more, but the sound on the tv stopped working.
So we're watching Jaws, silently.
Still great.
This trip, I've almost read through my stash of Nightmare Club scans, so now I'm looking at teen slasher books from the same era
Tour bus operator singing along to Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down, on mic.
Shit's cash.
Christ, American toilets are weird.
... And I say this as someone who has pooped in Japan.
If you claim you have used something 'all your life' and you started doing so at your first job, you are... Well.
Why yes, I popped right out of the womb, straight into employment, fellow humans.
The shop at the airport sells weed gummies, and... I dunno if I wanna be on a flight where someone does the whole 'these edibles don't do shit, no, wait' thing
lachlan slowly taming rust@DarkestKale nah man pilots just a bus driver i think, yeah - we're not flying man, nah - that's just, like a weird screen, i mean you ever seen a plane? nah man, they're always tiny in the sky and it's like really big, we're just in a really fast bus but they won't like let us use it for commuting because big public transport won't let them, cause too much time saving means we start thinking, doesn't it, doesn't it like this hasn't kicked in yet in the slightest nah man