who’s out there comparing their dicks to other dudes to know if they’re below or above average

Back when the internet sucked, I was young and insecure. So I just asked the girls I slept with how I stacked up against the other guys.

It’s amazing how being young and good looking can make up for being creepy and weird.

being young and good looking can make up for being creepy and weird

sounds dope, can’t relate