lunarul
Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.
Maybe tiny penis not-fascists upset they’re being bunched up with fascists. It’s not ou-, I mean their fault
Look, we’re not saying that every dude with a tiny dick is a fascist, but it’s weird that every fascist seems to have a tiny dick.
It’s why they all have to make up for it by trying to be a massive douche canoe an “alpha male”.
Venn diagram, we need to focus on the “nazi” and “alpha male” circles which are smaller than the “little dick” circle, which is actually - gay dude here - I’ll tell you pretty big.
Not to mention condemning people for something completely out of their control. Fascists choose to be assholes.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a little dick. Your dick isn’t a measure of how “manly” or “powerful” you are. You decide your self-worth. It’s when people decide that they need to “prove” how masculine they are that they can become a problem. I think the alt-right has really figured how how to target the insecurities of men and use that to fuel their anger. And you’re right, they choose to be fascists in order to feel like they’re getting the power they think they deserve. Weak and insecure men look to fascism to solve a problem they’ve convinced themselves is a problem.
Straight guy here…how big is ACTUALLY average? I’ve never seen another dudes dick, besides porn. And those guys make 10 inches seem average. But I also know porn is fake bullshit.
I’ve heard women say 6 inches is average…but then I also hear them talk as if 6 inches is too small.
So I legit have no idea whats what with other dudes.
The Game Grumps said in a song that they each have 30 inch dicks, with a soft 10. Though I suspect that’s a lie…but who would do that? Just publically lie about their dick size to make themselves seem bigger??? Who would DO that???
Is a 40 inch dick small? Because that’s what I have. Roughly the girth of a watermellon. That’s small, right?
how big is ACTUALLY average?
From my gay experience, pretty big! I mean, the average 6-incher only sounds small, but it’s not small for an ass or a mouth. I can’t say much for vaginas, other than I hear women generally prefer girth over length, but what do I know.
Like 4 and a half is average I’m pretty sure. Lemme Google. Okay Google says 5.1 but close enough I guess. It’s WAY less than porn obviously and WAY less than women think. I have a strong hunch that this is because most men they’ve been with have lied about their size so to them a 4" is a 6" is an 8" etc. There was this green text I saw posted here today/yesterday about a dude with 5.5 saying “don’t expect anything special” and his girl freaking out so this backs up said theory.
Bottom line it doesn’t matter. The vaginal canal is like 4-5 inches and the g spot is just a couple inches in so you can do good no matter what you’re packing. A lot of women don’t like you poking their cervix. Also I have it on good authority some women prefer people without penises and they seem pretty satisfied too.
…you crossed out the truth.
Why?
ChristianIt is kind of depressing to be honest. I’m antifascist, I just happen to also be a loser.
When in a healthy relationship it doesn’t bother me, but now that I’m single again and will be looking at revisiting the whole dating thing at some point it’s uncomfortable to think too much about.
It’s just like anything else honestly.
I have a cousin with a sometimes stiff button for a penis a he has never dated below a 10.
His wife is gorgeous and his kids are beautiful. Been married almost 20 years and had multiple flings before that, as well as girls going batshit insane over him all his life despite an entire small town seeing his shorts come off at the local pool.
I told the guys on the Reddit small wiener community about this ages ago and they told me to go to hell in that life was miserable and I didn’t understand and was making it up. Well, I might not understand personally, but I’m definitely not making it up.
Women don’t get a damn, not really. Your bros might give you shit, but most women don’t care.
Some do. Some don’t like guys who eat Cheetos and want a dude who eats healthy and works out. Oh well. She ain’t the one.
Don’t stress.
You know what made life so easy with the women for my cousin? You can see his confidence a mile away. He’s brilliant and he knows it. So are you. Know it.
I think tiny-penised non-fascists would have even more reason to downvote it.
Steroid bros.
It’s all weirdly connected, insecurity -> steroids -> dysfunctional manhood -> more insecurity -> fascism.
I used to think it was ridiculous to say 👌🏼 is used as a sign for white nationalists. Now I believe it. The whole point of a dog whistle is for it to be hidden in plain sight.
That was the point IIRC. 4chan /pol/ came up with the idea to ruin the OK hand gesture because it was ridiculous and funny to them.
Thankfully my friends know I would never mean this because this ours one of my default emoji. Unless it’s specifically the hire one and not yellow, in which case, if one of my friends used white emoji I’d definitely question them directly on it.
Ricky RigatoniNow people are going to think Italians are fascist. And Italians have never been fascist. 😠
It’s literally the first time I’m reading of this.
Damn, there are benefits to not being terminally online I guess
I go see what the fascists are saying directly in their safe spaces once and awhile instead of hearing about it 2nd+ hand. Do not recommend.
To be more specific: The sanitized idea in their non-verbatim words (I think this was in the lead up to the first Trump campaign?) was to see if “leftists” would let them ruin an already long established funny hand gesture to the point anyone who wasn’t white nationalist would stop doing it out of fear.
Then alt right grifters picked it up and it kinda worked…if you let them have that win.
I thought it was an upside down ok symbol, not the regular one?
👌🏼 is used as a sign for white nationalists. Now I believe it.
Just help them along and let them have it: cooperate with your fellow white nationalists by following their lead on culture.
Holy cringe
Anytime someone says “can’t use 👌🏼 anymore, white nationalists use it” instead of resisting that by reasserting the more common usage, they’re letting a minority like white nationalists take over & decide the meaning of cultural signs for the majority: yes, that is holy cringe.
Language & cultural conventions take cooperation: stop cooperating with & caving to white nationalists.
I never said 👌🏼 can’t be used for its original purpose. It all depends on context.
Fair enough.
I believe the OK one was just 4chan going
“lol, the left is so gullible if we say the OK sign is a sign of white nationalists, they’ll publish it”. Of course the reality is, when they sent it out, the actual white nationalists saw it and started using it.
which is kind of the thing that they do. Just like pepe… to my knowledge the original author doesn’t seem to be a bad guy. Meme itself was used in non horrible ways for years. But today you see someone join something with a pepe avitar or similar… you know there’s a 90% chance that whatever community you are in is about to get a test of how they react to the racial slurs that are about to come up.
Or you know you can go to the most famous and talked about ones. IE that symbol of good fortune that existed in countless peaceful cultures for thousands of years.
Yup, as long as there’s a group of people with a shared understanding, any symbol can be compromised. All it takes is the right context for understanding.
nexguyI laughed really really hard and I’m hurting
hA hA sMaLL pEnIs
Leftists bodyshaming men to criticize their fascism is some real regressive shit. It’s also super off-the-mark. Bodyshaming harms all men, not just the fascists.
MeursaultUm… applied context?
Context doesn’t justify bodyshaming, full stop.
Agreeing with you.
Justifying bodyshaming is just like justified racism - it’s not the right tool and shows that not doing it is conditional and that you are like that and only not, just to be seen as nice. It literally means you’re a shitty person who is just being politically correct to not be be seen as politically incorrect.
It literally means that you are a terrible person deep down inside, and are only not that way outwardly to get karma points. You have learned nothing. Forever a padawan, shrouded in manipulative behavior to get what you want.
Performative, small trash.
Disgusting and pathetic.
Shame.
Bodyshaming harms all men
I think men can handle it…
bro women or gay men don’t care if your penis is small, only toxic men care about that
if you are really offended by this then you should ask yourself why exactly
“Bro” I am a gay man. I love small penises. This post is reinforcing stigma around small penises, by associating them with white nationalism.
It’s weird to make jokes about them. People don’t need to make up for having a small penis, because it’s not a flaw, so there is literally no basis for this joke other than toxic masculinity.
I am a size queen. I also recognize that there are all kinds of different people out there and that there is no shame in having a small pp. Sometimes, even for me, they’re sexy and great fun.
Post is problematic and people iit defending contextual toxicity are children to me. Some of them are quite petulant and are doubling down on their toxicity and showing it.
I highly doubt that the Cyanide and Happiness creators would label themselves as leftists, even in the watered-down US understanding of the term.
They’ve always been very happy to be openly offensive to the point of misogyny/ableism/toxic masculinity in their art - not typical earmarks of a leftist.
P. S. I don’t really have beef with c&h, the whole “where not [label] because we insult everyone” just doesn’t really ring true for me when it’s four wealthy white dudes ‘punching down’ often. Or two ultra rich white dudes like Matt & Trey of South Park. Funny sometimes - but you’re still a dick when you punch down on communities you’re not part of and you don’t really know.
That’s a good point, and explains the existence of this comic. They’re anti-WN but still have some regressive attitudes.
I’d argue it’s less regressive and more preemptive. I’m a strong believer that people can grow and be better at any age.
Even Nazis. However, the energy and time and resources and risks to do so for THEM is almost never worth it for the small glimmer of a chance, which is why the saying is “the only good Nazi…”, because to get there, it’s so far evolved in that direction, you’re so far corrupted, that it takes a Herculean effort to bring you back to a functional society.
Like, it’s kind of like deep depression, honestly. The stark fundamental differences and the effects and risks, though, are why, ethically, we, generally, treat depression and eliminate Nazis. Not always. Not in every circumstance. But we must at least say so, specifically, due to the nature of each.
A wild, rouge thought appeared just now: what if we flipped that? What if we threatened to kill depressed people and preached treating nazism? …Fascinating. I do have more thinking to do.
Im not sure Cyanide and Happiness’ creators are leftists
Body shaming sucks no matter what.
And IMO making fun of penis size is toxic masculinity.
That said it is speaking in a language that they understand and use, we have to stoop to speak to their base. I hate all of it :')
Absolutely right and i am happy how many comments point this out.
Gotta say cyanide and happyness does not really care about being pc.
Lenapc
🖥️?
They mean masc off.
This really isn’t body shaming, though. It’s making fun of the toxic masculinity that white nationalists subscribe to.
It’s like Peter making a racist joke in Family Guy. The point isn’t that the racist joke is funny, it’s that being a racist should be ridiculed.
Mmmm… Good take, but I don’t think we need to stoop to speak to their base. I might just be fucking outright wrong. I also hate all of it :')
This is almost the same thing as claiming to not be homophobic and then using “gay” as an insult.
Not almost.
So we can not body shame everyone
Or body shame everyone
Or is it a thing everyone can do to people you just don’t like and it is totally fine
This is Cyanide & Happiness. They’re in the body shame everyone camp.
So pro status quo. Got it.
Like 4 and a half is average I’m pretty sure. Lemme Google. Okay Google says 5.1 but close enough I guess. It’s WAY less than porn obviously and WAY less than women think. I have a strong hunch that this is because most men they’ve been with have lied about their size so to them a 4" is a 6" is an 8" etc. There was this green text I saw posted here today/yesterday about a dude with 5.5 saying “don’t expect anything special” and his girl freaking out so this backs up said theory.
Bottom line it doesn’t matter. The vaginal canal is like 4-5 inches and the g spot is just a couple inches in so you can do good no matter what you’re packing. A lot of women don’t like you poking their cervix. Also I have it on good authority some women prefer people without penises and they seem pretty satisfied too.
There are all kinds of people out there 👍
Excellent. And body shaming doesn’t come into it for me. I see this as picking at their sense of themselves, which they need for their hateful beliefs. It’s just the language that cretins understand.
andybytesIf you roll around in the mud with a pig, you need to remember the pig likes it and you’re gonna get dirty… I think this is like the arena where people end up becoming the thing they hate. People are so interested in the Edward Bernays aftermath of this society like Netflix and Chilling and going to Taylor Swift concerts instead of, I don’t know, building mutual aid networks and working together as communities. We’re nothing but a bunch of goddamn idol whorshippers and I don’t even believe in the sun god… Pretty much boycott every fucking thing that you can and try to produce things on your own. We have to build our infrastructure inside of an infrastructure. And the majority of the people I’m surrounded by are radicalized liberals which have no clue of how the world works and their only gaining interest because it’s starting to affect them personally. If we do have another Civil War, I don’t know if I can join a side. I view myself as a dirty commie, but I think the Communist revolution doesn’t need rebranded, but we have to take ownership of it. And I don’t even think the liberals are capable yet to understand truly the global struggle of the exploitation of capitalism. Like, the capitalist class are all a part of the trans-international security state. And they own pretty much every single government around the world. Wars today are just fought for the hell of it. Just to build up the arms race and to push down the working class globally. The Capitalist won and this is just a new reality and I think they just program people through the binary through Blue Team Red Team to just go at each other’s throats. The clever propaganda of cultural Marxism coined by right-wingers is just such a mind-fuck because it’s Actually… the culture wars or identity politics. But how are you going to tell somebody who ain’t going to listen? I can’t communicate with liberals nor conservatives. These two groups, don’t represent what they used to represent. All these people are just the herd and through the culture wars and the false self-identity of each individual, they find their tribe. I mean, I’m not gonna vote anymore. I mean, I might be an obstructionist and slow down “progress” Right-wing populist hogwash and the nonsense of the woke mob. I know for certain that this country is not a democracy. See, America is an imperialist empire that used to use soft power but now is transitioning to hard power. Fascist are the useful idiots of empire and do the bidding of the capitalist class unwittingly. They are also very easily manipulated into thinking a turd sandwich is roast beef on rye. Liberals just like leaning in to smell their own brand. It is the hierarchy that’s the issue, the unjustified leaders of today, who are pretty much actors. It’s like the allegory of the cave. These people just watch shadows dance on the walls. And through the propaganda machine, via Edward Bernays and consumerism, these people are just easily amused. Yet deep down there’s something off, and they know it. And that’s why we’re heavily medicated nation with mass shootings. Thotz and prayerz. I sometimes think a nuclear bomb just blowing up this whole country at this point would be a positive thing, at least for the survival of the species. America is truly the root of all that is unholy on this planet. America is like living in North Korea with a mixture of Disneyland, but you forgot your wallet and you’re not allowed out. You’d be surprised at how many people would just pack their shit up and move to another country. But there are certain mechanisms and background processes that stop us from just leaving. We really don’t have freedom of movement. We don’t have much of a life, nor liberty, and most definitely people are chasing the pursuit of happiness. But it’s like a drug. You’re never satiated. So it is pearls before swine, as it’s getting harder for those that see between the lines to find their own personal autonomy. The walls are closing in and no way am I gonna have children. I think this is the greatest sin. But yet I don’t advocate for people to go out and do crazy shit, so…
Woah. I disagreed with them, but holy shit use paragraphs and format this and respond to me and I might, assuming it isn’t unsanity. And that’s coming from me.
who’s out there comparing their dicks to other dudes to know if they’re below or above average