Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/

@theonion
The nice thing about this way is that you can get a free iPhone. Simply call their tech support every day and tell them that your kit is missing parts X, Y, and Z, they will send you parts X, Y, and Z for free and then call and tell them that you are now missing parts A, B, and C... Do it long enough and you will be able to build a second iPhone for free.

EDIT: The trick is to wait a few days between calls so that you don't get the same tech support person each time you call.

@theonion ironically a more attractive product