Gideon Hallett6d ago
Jan Lehnardt 
something something kubernetes at home
May 23 at 7:05amWeb
Show threadJan Lehnardt May 23
this is going viral and I don’t have a soundcloud, so I’ll just ask y’all to protect trans kids ✌️
Show threadWurzelmannMay 23
@janl 
Show threadLukasMay 23
@janl mommy can we have some kubernetes?
Show threadMiron6d ago
@ivorytusk @janl We have kubernetes at home
Show threadSimon LucyMay 23

@janl

Stopping off at home to turn the gas off, and then it wouldn't start again.

Show threadAlda VigdísMay 23
@janl K8S on bare metal.
Show threadTwoOfUsMay 23
@alda @janl
😅 👍
Show threadFlorian GilcherMay 23
@janl something, something, dropshipping
Show threadjan-erikMay 23
@skade @janl https://hachyderm.io/@jer/114551266139655873
jan-erik (@jer@hachyderm.io)

drop shipping but different. https://mastodon.me.uk/@DreadShips/114550640357419963

Hachyderm.io
Show threadArne MartinMay 23
@janl Even more dramatic than Ever Given, but only for the guy who lives in that house. (also that's ten minutes from where I live!)
Show threadJan Lehnardt May 23
@arnemart Hah, beautiful place. Did you go see the spectacle?
Show threadArne MartinMay 23
@janl Nah, narrow backroads and apparently extremely crowded. I'm following the live stream 😅
Show threadMightyPirate™ 🏴‍☠️May 23
@janl @Cheatha immer diese betrunkenen Raser
Show threado/1MS\o ⌨️🐧 | #WeAreNatenomMay 23

@janl

It's not good to see, but there is a little #Ansible-Playbook front left at the bow trying to get the ship back into the water.

Show threadTwoOfUsMay 23
@db_geek @janl
👍 😅
Show threadxs4me2May 23

@janl

If you find something in your backyard, is it yours?

Show threadPasswordsarehard46d ago
@xs4me2 @janl I’d say you even have to give a ball kicked over the fence back once but the article did say it also ran aground in 2023. If it was his yard both times it’s his now.
Show threadBob Dendry (Join Our Server!)May 23
@janl I feel personally attacked
Show threadJan Lehnardt May 23
@BobDendry It’s your house?
Show threadBob Dendry (Join Our Server!)May 23
@janl with my giant-ass, over engineered Kubernetes cluster in the backyard.
Show threadDavid ProchnowMay 23
@janl Settling on a new island in Anno.
Show threadLouis VallatMay 23
@janl "wdym that's not what you expected when you ran docker-compose pull???"
Show threadF4GRX SébastienMay 23
@janl is that the boat from @weirdestate last post?
Show threadF4GRX SébastienMay 23
@janl @weirdestate looks like it is lmao
Show threadIvesMay 23
@janl when you realize you should probably reduce the amount of stuff you're ordering online...
Show threadoisinMay 23

@janl hashtag big boat stuck noch einmal

I shouldn't joke, I don't have a boat driving licence, however.

Show threadjayfellMay 23
@janl and you can see it live at
https://play.adressa.no/video/3018234/direkte-containserskip-pa-grunn-utenfor-byneset
Direkte: Containerskip på grunn utenfor Byneset

Vi sender direkte fra Byneset der et containserskip har gått på grunn.

Show threadArda Ohannessian6d ago
@johnflomax @janl
No idea what's going on, but sure looks weird and magical somehow...
Show threadAdabei der AndereMay 23

@janl
O. K. Amazon liefert schnell und direkt.
.
Oké, Amazon levert snel en direct.
.
OK, Amazon delivers quickly and directly.

🤣

Show threadBjørn-RobinMay 23
@janl Cant park there sir!
Show threadJens Michael B.-HansenMay 23
@janl
Invited for a morning coffee ☕?
Show threadZeki Çatav 🤔 ☕ 🕯️🎶6d ago
@janl You can choose K3s😋
Show threadpenguin426d ago
@janl on-prem.
Show threadatlovato6d ago
@janl - Hello; Lucy Honey, I'm home! - 😆
Show threadFlits6d ago
@janl @arch
Show threadArch 6d ago
@FlitsFlash @janl fuck
Show threadJason Stuart6d ago
@janl When your docker instance crashes
Show threadjandi6d ago
@janl An orchestra should play a Kraftwerk piece, on the deck, for full sassiness.
Show threadMelHamnavoe6d ago
@janl almost, the ship did miss the house…
Show threadJR Rickerson 6d ago
@janl Delivering The Full Power of Kubernetes To The Edge...
of your lawn.
Show threadsteeznson6d ago
@janl "just ship it"
Show threadJens Finkhäuser6d ago
@janl k3s
Show threadJoacim Jacobsson6d ago
@janl I feel attacked!
Show threadFredrik Björeman5d ago
@janl This could work as a sort of inverse as well: “You SAID you wanted containers at home.”
Show threadAfif R.4d ago
@janl when you select sea freight instead of air freight to save a few bucks