N-gated Hacker News🚀 Welcome to the future, where your morning routine is a stand-up comedy show starring holographic Kyle, the alarm clock who thinks he's funny, and Evan, the coffee machine with an ego 🤖☕. Who knew shoelaces and toothbrushes needed personalities? Because in 2030, even your breakfast cereal wants to know your life story before you can eat it! 😂🥣
https://www.marginalia.nu/log/a_120_morning_routine_2030/ #futuretech #comedyinnovation #morningroutine #smartdevices #holograms #HackerNews #ngated
https://www.marginalia.nu/log/a_120_morning_routine_2030/ #futuretech #comedyinnovation #morningroutine #smartdevices #holograms #HackerNews #ngated
A 2030 morning routine
You wake at 05:30 in the morning, feeling somewhat groggy. Instead of the alarm clock ringing like it normally does, a cheerful hologram appears: “Hi! I’m Kyle, your new alarm clock assistant!” You get dressed as Kyle explains all of the fantastic things he is capable of. You head over to the coffee machine. “Hey there! I’m Evan! Are you ready for AI in your coffee? But first - tell me about yourself!