ArtemesiaMay 22
John Moltz
I feel like you could make a Visual Basic script that changes vowels to consonants and sell it for $1 billion today if you just called it AI.
May 21 at 5:41pmIvory for Mac
Show threadspstanleyMay 21
@Moltz J dpn't djsbfljfvf zpv.
Show threadJonas WisserMay 21
@Moltz "Our bespoke in-house AI compares key features of letters to improve the Scrabble value of your sentences!"
Show threadJoe Rosensteel ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆMay 21
@Moltz Youโ€™re thinking too small. You could get $2 billion if you said it was agentic too.
Show threadfamousringoMay 21
@Moltz How many touted AI features are just crappier versions of Photoshop commands from 20 years ago?
Show threadMax LeibmanMay 21
@Moltz I call it ChvtGPT.
Show threadMuradMay 22
@maxleibman @Moltz This seems an obvious joke, yet I've still spent the best part of 3 minutes laughing at it...
Show threadScott ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ WILL NOT COMPLYMay 22
@Moltz The #AI version identifies the following as vowels:
A
E
I
ื
O
U
ฮฉ
Y
โœจ
Show threadfuricleMay 22
@Moltz I think it would have to change consonants to vowels...
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himMay 22
@Moltz Shit, this is already built. For a brief time mods used a tool to disemvowel trolls' posts to make them look stupid. We're sitting on a gold mine
Show threadMark WhybirdMay 22
@Moltz AX*
Show thread@ NovaNaturalist๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ #FBPEMay 22
@Moltz ah yes an AI-powered Irish - Polish translator.