KeithLoads of flowers. Loads. Some sort of show I guess.
Waiting for the Adam Frost gig to start. You won't be able to see the stage for knickers flying through the air in a minute.
I'm tired. Need to find the husband park.
Sun has been beating down for hours. Alcohol taken. Only a matter of time before Monty Don starts a beer snake. #rhschelseaflowershow
CheekyMcB@keefeglise So fake. Where’s all the stuff strewn about? 🤔
@hischeekiness If you look closely you can see some dog toys
@keefeglise So there is. Still too tidy. Mine’s a tip. 🙄
Spïtfîre@keefeglise does he move that shed and tree every year?
@keefeglise and what's with the Easter egg in the middle of that shit lawn?
Why do people subscribe to this guy? Where's his water butts? Why hadn't he watered that grass? Where is the BBC blue peter dog buried?
The public demand answers!
Wait.
What's that?
The public demand Pimms?
Fuck sake I'm turning off my internet until this thing closes or mysteriously burns down.
Why do people subscribe to this guy? Where's his water butts? Why hadn't he watered that grass? Where is the BBC blue peter dog buried?
The public demand answers!
Wait.
What's that?
The public demand Pimms?
Fuck sake I'm turning off my internet until this thing closes or mysteriously burns down.
vrsimility@keefeglise pesky souvenir hunters. did you get any?
Claire 🌻@keefeglise Your unruly cricket match watching behaviour is showing you up! 😂
Judith@pixiepippi @keefeglise I remember watching England men vs India at the Oval (London not Bebington) a few years back. The poor stewards were obviously directed to stamp on any beer snake activity as soon as it began.
There were some pleasantly rowdy young men actively feeding the snake. And some well-behaved old women appearing to be both shocked and bemused, whilst surreptitiously passing empty beer cups along the row. 😄🍺🐍😄
@aroundthehills @keefeglise Setting an example for when you reach that age! 😁
@pixiepippi @keefeglise Everyone needs a role model. 😅
@keefeglise As someone who isn’t “with it” , what is a beer snake?
@hischeekiness It's a long "snake" made out of plastic beer glasses. Popular with tired and emotional cricket watchers.
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Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!