@jerbear @TheBreadmonkey He barbeques everything with his lightning fingers obviously, everything tastes burned but most poisons are dealt with ;-)

@1a1nC

He'd be rubbish at a soufle, or a nice runny soft-boiled egg...

@jerbear @TheBreadmonkey

@1a1nC

"I'll have the Penne Arabiata..."
"You'll need a tray."

@jerbear @TheBreadmonkey

@bytebro @1a1nC @jerbear @TheBreadmonkey

No, I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force, which is strong within me. Even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor.

_No, the food is hot. You'll need a tray to put the food on._

Oh, I see the food is hot. I'm sorry. I did not realise. Ha ha ha ha …

@bytebro @1a1nC @jerbear @TheBreadmonkey

Just … fine, I'll get a tray, fuck it. This one's wet, and this one's wet and this one's wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. Did you dry these in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the Death Star do we not have a tray that is fucking dry?

Eddie Izzard "Death Star Canteen" Sketch From the Circle DVD (2002)

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@tezoatlipoca

Indeed. And strangely, I love the lego version very much!

https://youtu.be/c2jNRcZOLzc

@1a1nC @jerbear @TheBreadmonkey

Lego Death Star Canteen By Eddie Izzard Remastered

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@tezoatlipoca @bytebro @1a1nC @jerbear @TheBreadmonkey What the hell. Refusing to believe that’s 23 years…
@tezoatlipoca @bytebro @1a1nC @jerbear @TheBreadmonkey When I saw him years ago, he did this scratch as an encore. First time I’ve ever seen an encore of a greatest hit at a comedy gig.
@bytebro @1a1nC @jerbear @TheBreadmonkey As soon as I saw “penne arabiata” I instantly recognized the reference.