FIGHT!

Who wins, one-on-one:

(EDIT: it's in a space opera, the unicorns are GM horses, the raptors are modified birds. Boring, I know: no magic, no rainbows! But also starships and robots …)

Unicorns
40.5%
Utahraptor (like a big velociraptor)
59.5%
Poll ended at .
@cstross what next, Ohioraptor, Oklahomaraptor?

@patterfloof @cstross A velociraptor is clearly a derivative of a displaciraptor, and the integral of an acceleraptor.

The derivative of the acceleraptor is just a jerk.