Ben BerryOH at #PyConUS: "we'll make sure you bring all your underwear home"
OH at #PyConUS: "probably some of them were bad faith requests because, you know, the internet"
OH at #PyConUS: "[...] - and I've been waiting to say this word - 'inshitternet'"
OH at #PyConUS: "[...] the other 4% were either drunk, or facebook employees, or drunk facebook employees (which makes sense, since if I was a facebook employee I'd have to be drunk)"
OH at #PyConUS: "An app is just a website that we have wrapped in the correct DRM to make it a felony to protect your privacy while you use it."
(Cory Doctorow)
(Cory Doctorow)
OH at #PyConUs: "how many of you remember GeoCities?"
*many hands are raised*
"alright! this audience skews older"
*many hands are raised*
"alright! this audience skews older"
OH at #PyConUs: "[it's] called 'database-driven design' *pause* which is a pejorative, by the way. Don't write it down"
OH at #PyConUS: "[the blog post] was, refreshingly despite coming out in 2025, not just AI bootlicking"
OH at #PyConUS: "I'm announcing here and now the release of the 'do-while' package [...] and, yes, I did this for the bit"
OH at #PyConUS: "you can't go wrong with cats"
OH at #PyConUS: "cool little punk rock penguins"
OH at #PyConUS: "some of our vendors give us specs. They're wrong, but they give them to us."
OH at #PyConUS: "the only reason python is the top language on github is because all of you said to newcomers 'I'll help you learn python'"
OH at #PyConUS: "we'll see how much I can do before I go cry in a corner"
OH at #PyConUS "that's how it works: if you don't get there early the internet will run out"
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ashley foxdragon @ FURG@bengerman you could hear my thoughts??