Starting on #Eurovision semi-final 2. If you donโ€™t want to see this coverage, mute this threadโ€ฆ
#AUS ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ I definitely want a taste of the Milkshake Manโ€ฆ #ESC
#MNE ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช I wonder if sheโ€™s dressed like a hankie because itโ€™s supposed to be a tear jerker? #ESC
#IRL ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Iโ€™m in an Irish bar, drinking a Kilkenny with the Irish OGAE, and sat next to a space geek. What else can I say but I love it! #ESC
#LVA ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป love me a Balkan anthem. I was about to be mean about the bead curtain, but the tail effect was genuinely coolโ€ฆ #ESC
#ARM ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ well, if the Milkshake Man isnโ€™t available, Iโ€™ll have a taste of the Survivorโ€ฆ #ESC
#AUT ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น glad weโ€™ve got an able seaman who can hit the high notes as part of the Eurovision Twink Club. Definitely loved the song. #ESC.

#GBR ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง What the hell just happened?

It wasnโ€™t as bad as a train wreck as I imagined. Very much Disney musical meets Fleabag. Some decent harmonies.

Whatever score they get in the final will be richly deserved. #ESC

#GRC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท I generally have a soft spot for Greek ballads, and this one does not disappoint. Klavdia does not disappoint. And the visuals are stunning #ESC
#LTU ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น The 90s called, except Nick Carte went all emo and lost all his charisma on the way. Bonus points for turns g the wind machine up to 11 though. #ESC
#MTA ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น Miriana was Serving from beginning to end. The yoga balls were the cherry on the amazing cake that was that song. The Great Pissant himself would surely be proud of this ode to him. #ESC
#GEO ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช I suppose I could highlight the graceful dancing in this song. Those folk dance moves were well executed, without giving in to the temptation to go full whirling dervish. #ESC

#FRA ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทthe stage managers must have had a few conniptions when being told about this staging. Was she singing to her maman to help her clear up the mess?

Definitely not one for the obsessively clean crowd.

#ESC

#DNK ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ it was very noughties Europop. But the song was unremarkable. The Michael Jackson dance moves at the end were great though. #ESC
#CZE ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ The costume very much gave off enby Freddie Mercury vibes, and the song was pretty good. The dancers were obviously hunted. I hope this makes to through #ESC
#LUX ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ this was flawless from start to finish. Great use of the floor screens, full use of the stage. Amazing choreography. The quick change of both costume and voice was a great twist. Genuinely one of my top 3. #ESC
#DEU ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ชAbor & Tynna have brought Bergheim to Basel. And those subwoofers can be heard all the way from the Eurovision Village. Germany have once again proved they can still do techno #ESC
#SRB ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Princ definitely misunderstood the assignment when he was told that Drag does well in Eurovision #ESC
#FIN ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Wunderbarr #ESC
#ESC as a person with #ADHD, I was unable to see that bit. Time blindness is a bitch.
#ESC The whole pub shouted out โ€œEurope! Stop Voting Now!โ€
#ESC A busty, leather-clad Finn eating cheese fondue? Now *thatโ€™s* #EuroFan service!
The whole pub just screamed โ€œWTF?โ€ #LTU ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น #ESC
WTF? Ireland out? Czechia out?! This eveningโ€™s results hit hardโ€ฆ. #ESC
Para mis seguidores hispanoparlantes, acabo de ver a alguien llamando a Tautumeitas (el grupo letรณn ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป) como โ€œLas Tanxugueiras de Hacendadoโ€ y ahora no puedo olvidarlo. #ESC #LVA