Cackling as I do my evil villain evil portal opening routine but it's actually just the mystery dungeon portal I'm shoving all my friends into because I think it would be cute to turn them all into tiny Pokémon
The mysterious entity who gives you the personality quiz at the start of mystery dungeon getting increasingly concerned as I just keep shoving more and more people in front of them
Don't worry tho I'm not a hypocrit I'm going in too

a purple and pink cartoon char...