In the end, don't we all want the same thing?
A secret library filled with occult books, an enchanted skull who gives questionable advice, and singing mice that will sew us fabulous outfits for the ball?
@Edmonds_Scanner Here's an idea: instead of donating my body to science after you die, I could donate my skull to be enchanted to speak. I'm a pro at dispensing questionable advice, and I'd love to live in a library.