Edmonds_Scanner
In the end, don't we all want the same thing?
A secret library filled with occult books, an enchanted skull who gives questionable advice, and singing mice that will sew us fabulous outfits for the ball?
May 9, 2025 at 10:47pmWeb
Show threadRealGravitas -Citizen SaboteurMay 9, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner Something like that. Sure. I’d be satisfied with cheap faster-than-light travel though.
Show threadEd HurtleyMay 9, 2025

@Edmonds_Scanner I'm just waiting on the singing mice that will sew outfits.

And to be invited to a ball.

Show threadtekheddMay 9, 2025

@Edmonds_Scanner No. No no no. I've read hundreds, perhaps even thousands of books of fiction. I never, ever want to be the protagonist. Have you seen what they go through?

#npclife

Show threadMėMėNTō MōRi📍🇪🇺🇩🇪May 9, 2025

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Show threadDavid Bridger has movedMay 9, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner Yes. And, please, a kind chef who understands what foods hurt me and will eat with me.
Show threadMichael GemarMay 10, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner @PTR_K See, if I had my holosuite, that would just be one of the infinite options available.
Show thread60sRefugeeMay 10, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner The mice produced a ridiculously bad gown; the fairy godmother had to change it into something wearable.
Show threadHein RagasMay 12, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner Here's an idea: instead of donating my body to science after you die, I could donate my skull to be enchanted to speak. I'm a pro at dispensing questionable advice, and I'd love to live in a library.
Show threadAshwin DixitMay 30, 2025

@Edmonds_Scanner

"I will have the secret library full of occult books and the singing mice soon, and then I've have the biggest balls of all." is the sound that just came out of my mouth.

That's 1 item checked off my list.
Now looking for the library and the mice.

Show threadFossforMay 30, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner yes, I want the mice (and the books) but mainly the mice 
Show threadteledyn 𓂀May 30, 2025

@Edmonds_Scanner

oh! that's a great idea? Like having Alexa, only it is voice-controlled #ChatGPT and the desktop unit itself is a skull! I'd buy one just to ignore it! #want