Here we goooo! Slugs (1988)

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That is some…really impressively raspberry-red "blood".

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Are those slugs all supposed to be in that guy's basement or was that just a random shot

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Those slugs seem awfully segmented to you?

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FUN FACT: slugs are technically just shell-less snails. There are "semi-slugs" with partial shells. And various groups of snails lost their shells independently, so "slug" isn't a real group; it encompasses many different lineages more closely related to snails with shells than to each other.

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Semi-slug - Wikipedia

FWIW, this is what slug/snail eggs actually look like. They are found in the soil, not on plant leaves. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Slug_eggs.jpg

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File:Slug eggs.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

This is like a damn infomercial with all the mishaps going on

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Actually burst out laughing in real life at the convenient line of spilled gasoline

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Oh girl what is going on with your eyebrows

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Fun fact: slugs/snails do have little "teeth", a raspy mouthpart called a radula, and they leave really cool-looking markings when, e. g., they eat the algae off a surface:

We haven't seen any of that in this movie though

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File:Land Snail radula tracks.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

Science Guy has a British accent which automatically makes him more credible. I don't make the rules

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Everyone in this movie is way too horny for no damn good reason

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I, uh…I want a disclaimer that says no slugs were harmed in the making of this movie.

Please???

(Unlikely, I know. Lots of animal welfare regulations don't cover invertebrates.)

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Okay, the slipping and falling onto inexplicably slug-covered floor was pretty funny and, frankly, what I came here for

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Of course, I hear "sex scene" and "inexplicably high number of slimy invertebrates" and I think of #TheMagnusArchives episode "Squirm" (https://ghostwires.github.io/transcripts/tma/006.html), which is 1) standalone so you can totally listen to it by itself and 2) much better than this movie

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MAG006 - Squirm • Very Unofficial Transcripts Archive

Rusty Quill podcast transcripts in more-readable format! Forked from @snarp on Github's Magnus Archives transcripts repository.

"Did a guy named John Foley call?"

"Yes, but the only message he left was some slimy squirming, a guy walking out of a room, someone eating crunchy food, a blazing fire…"

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Those look more like nematodes???

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I was genuinely very worried they were going to conflate flukes and slugs

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Note: while slugs/snails do make both eggs and sperm, it is still beneficial for them to exchange sex cells with each other. The priceless Life in the Undergrowth clip of mating leopard slugs: https://youtu.be/Zc9pp99cKRE

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The Leopard Slug

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@nev Cool! The way slugs mate is extraordinary.

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@jadebees Admittedly this species is fairly dramatic, others just kind of lie there on the ground with their dicks in each other

@nev I saw slugs mating once: the whole hanging on their slime on a wall, twisting around each other, holes in the heads where they pierced each other. Were they leopard slugs? Or just related?

Anyway it looked gross and yet more passionate than any couple in the movie.

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