Mastodawn

Every day, I must prove to a computer that I am me

@donni Well you can just set it up so that your computer assumes anyone who sits down is you, but that has certain disadvantages.

@12thRITS @donni It's all the other computers I talk to who are the problem, not my own good compy boi

I think this post is about 2FA/MFA being required for every service we have accounts on, and there are scores of them

@AnarchoNeighbor @donni 2FA has indeed become annoying.

@donni slap your photo on a water bottle

@donni meanwhile my computer doesn't even respond when I ask it if it's really a computer

I've just had to assume

Sentry: Halt! Who goes there? Friend or foe?

Sam: it's me, Sam!

Sentry: what's the watchword of the night?

Sam: 3@j9653#tsgHerQ

Sentry: I've sent you a text. What's the code in it?

Sam: My phone was destroyed in the battle!

Sentry: Sorry, access denied.

One cannot say that poster's name without singing it like the chorus of Hot Chocolate's only hit.

We believe in nihilism
Where you from?
You sexy thing
(Sexy thing, you)
We believe in nihilism
Since you came along
You sexy thing

SO. DAMN. AWESOME.
Paul, I worship you.

thank you!