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May 8 at 12:03pmWeb
Show threadHeinzensteinMay 8

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The term Millenial refers to a person who looks or acts like (s)he has the surname Miller, but is in denial about that, so the word is a mixture of "Miller" and "denial" => "Mill-e-nial".

#ThatsWhatIRead

Show threadMartin Vermeer FCDMay 8
@lowqualityfacts More obviously it describes Nazis believing in the thousand-year Reich. Or then, Christians waiting for Christ's second coming and the millennial kingdom.
Or perhaps these are the same thing...
Show threadclimate voter/radical leftistMay 8
@lowqualityfacts I've always wondered about that.
Show threadWayne DixonMay 8
@lowqualityfacts some days it honestly feels as though I’ve lived a thousand years.
Show threadDerek Caelin is writing a bookMay 8
@lowqualityfacts Sure does feel like it.
Show threadJeff HortonMay 8
@lowqualityfacts That explains why all their catch phrases are half words and sentences, too damned old and tired to finish.
Show threadGuill.Jones, Honorary CanadianMay 8
@lowqualityfacts
I just KNEW that Methuselah was the first Millennial, Mr Facts!
Thank YOU for confirming it!
Show threaddonutage (Bill Cole)May 8
@lowqualityfacts Yes, the correct term for a person born around the year 2000 is "milliner".
Show threadC++ Wage SlaveMay 8

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You may not be aware that millennials always count in hexadecimal because of their affinity with computers. Therefore, a millennial is actually someone who's over 4,096 years old.

Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimalMay 8
@CppGuy @lowqualityfacts
🎶 Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm 0x64
Show threadJoel VanderWerf 🐧May 8
@brouhaha @CppGuy @lowqualityfacts How will we ever avoid confusing Gen X and Gen 0x?
Show threadSpaceLifeFormMay 8

@lowqualityfacts

At an elemental level, we are all much older.

This is why there is no warranty on parts.

Show threadResistor McResistanceFaceMay 8
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"thats so old" - a Boomer which refers to a generation of people that will require thermonuclar mutual assured destruction be ripped from their cold dead hands
Show threadzendao42May 16
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Methuselah also works