Cactuar JoeNeat, D&D manual illustrations :D #Monsterdon
OH YEAH, TIME FOR CLAYMATION DEMONS :D #Monsterdon
MOTHRA'S BACK, BITCH! #Monsterdon
Oh that's mean. #Monsterdon
Oo, he's full of cat milk :/ #Monsterdon
This is like, Goosebumps Poltergeist :D #Monsterdon
Demon babies! They're so cute. #Monsterdon
Ha ha ha, I love the clay worms that's great :D #Monsterdon
"Hello, this is Satan Services, do you have time to answer a survey about the haunting experience you've had so far this evening?" #Monsterdon
"Demons!? What kind!"
Grape, lemon-lime, and orange demons, of course. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND, WHAT AM I A ZOOLOGIST? #Monsterdon
"We went to sunday school!"
Great, we can subject the demons to an hourlong tirade about how the whole camel-through-the-eye-of-the-needle is just a metaphor. #Monsterdon
"Oh they need two sacrifices? Cool, we'll just go wait inside to have our throats slit." #Monsterdon
Those are some cut-rate biblical rites. Cut-rites? #Monsterdon
Welp, that's one. #Monsterdon
So imps are basically Goombas? #Monsterdon
"Read anything!"
Okay, well, there's this bit from Leviticus about not eating grasshoppers, that'll do. #Monsterdon
Oh, Holy Hand Grenade. Neat #Monsterdon
"It's gone! The last half hour of the film is nothin' but smooooth sailing!" #Monsterdon
C'mon Al, they're just demons in human flesh. #Monsterdon
Jump forward ten years and Terry's a priest. #Monsterdon
Oh, ketchup demons. Rude. #Monsterdon
Terry's got those rat teeth. #Monsterdon
Cheap '80s latticework will stop them! #Monsterdon
Man, the drywall repairs alone are gonna be *ruinous* #Monsterdon
I always knew cheap modern suburban construction was gonna be the end of all light and goodness in the world. :/ #Monsterdon
Satan still kinda looks larval to me. #Monsterdon
See, this demon just looks confused. #Monsterdon
God's like, hey jerk, remember those moths you were trying to kill? #Monsterdon
SATAN HATES D-CELL BATTERIES #Monsterdon
Again, demon looks more confused than anything else. #Monsterdon
GO PLAY OUTSIDE, KID #Monsterdon
I desperately need a gif of the kid being thrown out the front door :D #Monsterdon
Hm. Gonna be a helluva call to homeowner's insurance. #Monsterdon
WAIT THE DOG IS ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK? #Monsterdon
Does the dog die? Well, yes and no. #Monsterdon
Neighbors across the street like, those damn Johnsons across the street summoning Satan again :/ #Monsterdon
And now, a soft synth ending theme <3 #Monsterdon
Music to sail a PSX RPG ship to. #Monsterdon
Yeah, that one was up there with Chopping Mall, I enjoyed that. ^^ #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky@CactuarJoe "up" you say