Cactuar Joe"Dear Jason, we've moved again. Try and find us this time, sucker!" #Monsterdon
Spontaneous night, yeah I think we got dream sequence here guys. #Monsterdon
FUCK THIS TREE SPECIFICALLY #Monsterdon
Sure, kid, start wandering around the active chainsaw. #Monsterdon
SHIT, SPIDERS INCOMING #Monsterdon
Wow, Hell is *right there*. Easy access, that's gonna put your property taxes up some. #Monsterdon
Glen! This is your weirdly bitchy father figure, which all these movies seem to have! #Monsterdon
Mom and dad have the same haircut. #Monsterdon
"I can take care of this house!"
SMASH CUT TO: *explosions* #Monsterdon
"What's with you today?"
Well, I lost my treehouse, my friend is a bug torturer, and the hellmouth opened up in the back yard. So it's been a full day :/ #Monsterdon
...Soundtrack straight out of Pod People. Trumpy!? #Monsterdon
Bye mom! Take a long last look at the house, it's gonna be a smoking crater next time you see it! #Monsterdon
It's the '80s! ♪ Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! ♫ #Monsterdon
Oh jeez, she's found Bro Squarechin :/ #Monsterdon
Whoops, they just got a full dose of the zombie gas, sorry kids. #Monsterdon
DON'T READ THE SATAN WORDS, DIPSHITS #Monsterdon
Eh, it's just "Vote Reagan" said backwards. #Monsterdon
It's very Bro in this party :/ #Monsterdon
Oh, they've got a mini-witch. #Monsterdon
Light as a feather, dumb as a board... #Monsterdon
Man, that bug zapper is *industrial strength.* Thing could take Mothra out. #Monsterdon
Zombie mom! Mombie! #Monsterdon
Ha ha, I love the Hands Behind the Walls effects, those are always fun :D #Monsterdon
HA! The dog transforms into a plushie :D #Monsterdon
Yep, that's Gen X. #Monsterdon
When you're rockin' out but you're not old enough to use hair spray yet. #Monsterdon
Oh hey, Robert Scarry's Big Book of Satanism. #Monsterdon
"Cool out"? I think you're mixing metaphors there, lady. #Monsterdon
Yeah, Loverboy here will dig a hole in SATAN'S OWN WELL-MANICURED LAWN and put the DOG IN IT #Monsterdon
whoa, I don't think you can reclaim that term, kid #Monsterdon
Oh no! It's... A hole. #Monsterdon
"You got demons" said in the same cadence and tone as "Yep, termite infestation." #Monsterdon
Heheh
This kid is gonna grow up to be your weird uncle :P #Monsterdon
"Ew, you're ugly. Leave." #Monsterdon
Yeah, as we all know God works in 6x6 turf squares. #Monsterdon
...Yeah, trendy 80s slurs >_> #Monsterdon
LITERAL Chekhov's Gun #Monsterdon
Takin' all bets, which teen girl gets the axe for Sacrifice Number One? #Monsterdon
Neat, D&D manual illustrations :D #Monsterdon
OH YEAH, TIME FOR CLAYMATION DEMONS :D #Monsterdon
MOTHRA'S BACK, BITCH! #Monsterdon
Oh that's mean. #Monsterdon
Oo, he's full of cat milk :/ #Monsterdon
This is like, Goosebumps Poltergeist :D #Monsterdon
Demon babies! They're so cute. #Monsterdon
Ha ha ha, I love the clay worms that's great :D #Monsterdon
"Hello, this is Satan Services, do you have time to answer a survey about the haunting experience you've had so far this evening?" #Monsterdon
"Demons!? What kind!"
Grape, lemon-lime, and orange demons, of course. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND, WHAT AM I A ZOOLOGIST? #Monsterdon
"We went to sunday school!"
Great, we can subject the demons to an hourlong tirade about how the whole camel-through-the-eye-of-the-needle is just a metaphor. #Monsterdon
"Oh they need two sacrifices? Cool, we'll just go wait inside to have our throats slit." #Monsterdon
Those are some cut-rate biblical rites. Cut-rites? #Monsterdon
Welp, that's one. #Monsterdon
So imps are basically Goombas? #Monsterdon
"Read anything!"
Okay, well, there's this bit from Leviticus about not eating grasshoppers, that'll do. #Monsterdon
Oh, Holy Hand Grenade. Neat #Monsterdon
"It's gone! The last half hour of the film is nothin' but smooooth sailing!" #Monsterdon
C'mon Al, they're just demons in human flesh. #Monsterdon
Jump forward ten years and Terry's a priest. #Monsterdon
Oh, ketchup demons. Rude. #Monsterdon
Terry's got those rat teeth. #Monsterdon
otheorange_tag@CactuarJoe dangit! jinx you beat me, I think #Monsterdon