I MISS WHEN THERE WAS NO SOCIAL MEDIA AND MOST PEOPLE KEPT THEIR INSANE THOUGHTS TO THEMSELVES.
YOU ARE ALL PROVING MY POINT, COMMENTERS.

@LRRRonEarth

lrrrr do you think the secret ukrainian biolabs making werewolf supersoldiers send their creations to watch marvel cinematic universe movies for training purposes and does that make the supersoldiers woke?

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please lrrr, don't ignore me

weigh in on this extremely important topic lrrr

you have to answer me lrrr

this is vital to me. please lrrr engage my reply guy comment

lrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

@benroyce

if ukrainian biolabs made werewolf supersoldiers, russia would be ukrainian by now.

@LRRRonEarth

@amiserabilist @LRRRonEarth

ukraine made russia attack ukraine so they could make werewolf supersoldiers

why do people not see the fiendish plan!

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and LRRR is not canon to the star wars universe

this greatly upsets me

@amiserabilist @LRRRonEarth

at the 95% mark there's a random plain old devil guy, not an alien

this always bothered me

oh and

WROOOOOOOOONG MUSIC

Jim Flanagan (@[email protected])

@[email protected] This gives me the most horrible idea of redoing Star Wars, but with a Brubeck soundtrack

Hachyderm.io
@benroyce @LRRRonEarth
If the werewolf supersoldiers are asleep, what use are they?
Give me the most woke arse werewolf supersoldiers you've got.
@benroyce @Soldusty @LRRRonEarth do werewolf super soldiers only appear on nights of the full moon?
@benroyce @glasspusher @LRRRonEarth
Depends, were they bitten or not?
If they're properly woke, surely being furious at the injustices in the world is enough to make them turn?

@Soldusty @glasspusher @LRRRonEarth

That's not possible, the adrenochrome superserum...

OH FUCK

I gave out classified information on social media

OH GOD I'M FUCKED

@benroyce @Soldusty @LRRRonEarth nah it’s mastodon no one will notice

@benroyce @glasspusher @LRRRonEarth
Relax, no one is going to mess with the two mastodon sized werewolves guarding you.

Plus, that's the old serum. The chromasteroidal upgraded one we use now is much more flex-

… ah, um … shit!

@LRRRonEarth Prove why in times before social medie the term "shut up and dance!" was needed. 🙃
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@LRRRonEarth 🦨 out there thoughts are cool tho
@LRRRonEarth We didn’t. It’s just that they didn’t spread as far unless you wrote a column for a newspaper or were a comedy writer for TV. #DaveBarry #SNL

@wendynather @LRRRonEarth

Everyone had that crazy uncle who failed algebra in high school but thought he understood physics better than actual physicists, and was convinced the Ancient Egyptians had cell phones.

@LRRRonEarth people used to stand on a crate and rant in the streets... disheveld...

@LRRRonEarth

They were on street corners in Berkeley and the rest of us just mumbled to ourselves. Or our cats.

@LRRRonEarth
I ♥ social media because it lets me know that I'm not the only one with insane thoughts.
@LRRRonEarth I want a return to the days when truly bad ideas were only distributed through poorly-mimeographed manifestos.

You should be able to smell a bad idea when you pick it up.
@LRRRonEarth Shouting at passersby on street corners just doesn't build the same audience numbers.
@LRRRonEarth Oh, these aren't my *insane* thoughts…
@LRRRonEarth
If you unsubscribe from all social media, magically you will stop to read insane thoughts.
We'll have the same result.
@LRRRonEarth Then I would’ve never seen this on the interwebs. I think about it all the time.
@LRRRonEarth When I was in college in DC, there was a white van parked outside the White House at Lafayette Park with someone living in it. It was there every day. It had writing all over it in black marker. It was like the peace and love counterpoint to this poster. I wish that was on the interwebs as well.

@D_J_Nathanson @LRRRonEarth

re alt text: My Japanese is terribly rusty but I believe thats 'Light a fire'

@LRRRonEarth yeah, sometimes. Well, you don't have to share.
@LRRRonEarth ..only that they didn't. They annoyed everybody close at an more intense rate, so family drama and murder.... ​
@LRRRonEarth Oh but they didn't. When church let out the visitations began. Meet someone at the grocery store, the mercantile or the movie. The men meet at the bar or at work. Who went to the doctor and for what. School entertainment & sports events. Social events. Someone gets arrested, get a ticket. The local newspaper. That and you would usually have, depending on community size, at least 5-6 well connected gossipers. Naah, the dirt got around, it just took longer.
@LRRRonEarth Grew up well before social media and I can tell you that I had no problem hearing asinine ideas and comments (and some of them I didn’t realize at the time were asinine or at least as bad as they sounded, cause that’s all I heard). Of course, that was probably just my family and area I grew up in <skakes head> A miracle that I ended up as put together as I am (which isn’t good at all)
@LRRRonEarth what kind of people do you hang around with who has insane ideas ?👀🫡

@LRRRonEarth

I surprised a cashier at a store with cash $$$ for my purchase. He did not quite believe me when I told him, truly, it was all a lot better when it was simpler...

@cturnbow It's not simpler for the *cashier* to process cash! 😅

@michellebacon

I even did the math for him ➕🙂

@LRRRonEarth But I love shouting my worst takes into the void
@LRRRonEarth want an easy solution?
DONT USE SOCIAL MEDIAs
@LRRRonEarth This quote on a wearable sandwich signboard might be my next “costume”
@LRRRonEarth
Yeah. And someone screaming at me had to be actually physically close. 😒
@LRRRonEarth No fooling, I remember it used to take mad skills (and some wax paper) to read insane thoughts. Gone the way of morse code, now.
@LRRRonEarth
That was nice but I'd miss streaming, really hated to VCR my shows, even had tech nightmares about it
@LRRRonEarth I need this on a tshirt