MHLoppyMay 3, 2025

[Satire] Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all 8,000 polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market

[Satire] Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all... #australia #bunnings #sausagesizzle

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/05/03/bunnings-announces-hostile-takeover-bid-for-all-8000-polling-booths-to-regain-control-of-sausage-sizzle-market/

Bunnings Announces Hostile Takeover Bid for All 8,000 Polling Booths To Regain Control of Sausage Sizzle Market — The Shovel

“People only come to polling booths because they know they’ll be rewarded with a sausage, which is also the only reason they come to Bunnings. So it’s a natural fit"

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@MHLoppy Heh. It's cute, but I've been on one. They don't run them, they just provide the space and the rules.
May 4, 2025 at 5:14pmWeb